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Christianity described In an analogy

submitted by AntiPostmodernist to whatever 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 17:50:57 ago (+7/-2)     (whatever)

In high school there was a sensitive kindhearted kid who was nerdy and had come from a poor and abusive family.

He was tormented daily by a bully that was the complete opposite of himself, he was cruel and selfish, a jock and had come from a loving family with what we colloquially refer to as "fuck you" levels of money.

The kid had a teacher who comforted him, this teacher assured him that in the future the kid would have a much better life than that of his tormentor, all he has to do is carry on and not seek any sort of vengeance upon his bully. Life would reward him for his hardships.

In exchange for this comfort and hope, the teacher had the kid serve him as his personal pet, an errand boy, basically a slave, he was told that it was good experience for him which would aid him later in life.

This lasted for a time until the teacher had one day retired, and told the kid he'd get back into contact with him one day.

The days went on and he made it to graduation, hoping that now his life would turn around.

His bully won a full ride scholarship, while the kid was forced into flipping burgers and cleaning toilets to fund his way through school.

At college, the bully got all the girls and had many friends, and the kid was forever alone, barely tolerated by those around him.

After graduation, the bully got his dream job, the kids career never took off, he was a wageslave for the rest of his life, being a gopher for his teacher was useless for getting ahead in life.

He was now in his midlife, and everything was terrible for him, and wonderful for his HS tormentor.

He was driven to try and contact his old teacher who assured him things would be better. When contacted, his teacher acted like he had completely forgotten him, because he had, and decided to use the phone call to blame the kid for his own shitty life, and for trying to shift that blame unto others, as if the world owed him anything.

He made the kid apologize for bothering him and then forgave him for being a nuisance to him.

The teacher reminded him of that one day before he retired when he threw out his back and still had to teach, how much it hurt for him during that week.
Telling the kid that whenever he thinks he's suffering, to think about how much his teacher suffered during that week for the sake of providing an education to children who may not have even appreciated it.
The kid was one of those students, so that he should feel appreciative of being forgiven for bothering his teacher about a promise he supposedly made even long after he's retired.
The teacher said he'd not answer the kid if he called him, but would totally call the kid back someday when he wasn't busy. He never would make good on this promise.

Then the kid received a phone call, from his old bully, apologizing for how he had treated the kid when they were both young. The kid was still too weak to refuse to forgive the guy, or talk about how the bully helped make the rest of his life terrible, the bully would die without even being tormented by guilt, as he could now forgive himself for his he had acted.

The kid did ask his bully for some money though, but he didn't get enough of it to prevent his life from returning to the status quo.

Then both the kid and bully died of old age, the kid surrounded by care workers, the bully by his family and friends. The state covered the kids funeral, the bully was buried in the plot of his family estate.

Christianity is being the kid, always looking to the future, suffering the present, expecting shit to change one day without your input, assured of a future victory that would never come, and feeling good about being weak and pathetic, wishing you could be even moreso.

There's a reason the new atheists referred to it as a form of insanity.


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[ - ] JustALover 2 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:08:09 ago (+2/-0)

A bit long-winded and too positive, but good enough for me.

[ - ] happytoes 1 point 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:30:02 ago (+1/-0)

Notice how Q-anon has soured people on prophecy. On patriots.win, some-one announces "breaking news, X is about to happen" and they get mocked by a sarcastic chorus of "two more weeks".

I'm guessing that this is going to be a problem for Christianity. Jesus is supposed to return in glory to judge the quick and the dead. Trying telling people that now and you will just get "tWo MoRe WeEkS". I'm expecting attempts at a Christian revival to fail hard, because people are sick of prophecy.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:41:33 ago (+0/-0)

Which is ironic, because the people who created both christianity and Qanon constantly hide prophetic statements about what they're going to do to us in plain sight before they do it. It's never been more obvious that major world events are scripted out decades ahead of time.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

Not Christian conservatives. For them the rapture is always just around the corner.

[ - ] firestation7 1 point 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:07:24 ago (+2/-1)

Except Jesus already came back and reigned for 1000 years and now we are in a short period where Satan has been released to deceive the nations.

I totally get where you are coming from though, and if you wrote this yourself I am impressed.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

Except Jesus already came back and reigned for 1000 years

TOTALLY FALSE AND I CAN QUOTE YOU SCRIPTURE THAT YOU SAY ITS A LIE, A BOLD FACED ONE. i dont know what type of sect you are in but jesus hasnt come back.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 04:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

a true, but really true christian, can walk on water. Correct me if i'm wrong.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:44:58 ago (+0/-0)

That teacher was a liberal female. Don't take them literally or seriously.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

Too long to read.
I'll give everyone the short version.

Jews invented Christianity to enslave Whites to Jews.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 04:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

with the willing cooperation of those in power

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:06:11 ago (+1/-1)*

Christianity is being the kid, always looking to the future, suffering the present, expecting shit to change one day without your input, assured of a future victory that would never come, and feeling good about being weak and pathetic, wishing you could be even moreso.

There's a reason the new atheists referred to it as a form of insanity.

THE only ones insane are ppl like you that deny the creator and think that it has life figure it out when in fact YOU DONT

the universe and life didnt come in to existence by itself and the fact that living things create or rather procreate living things testify for all humankind the reality of the creator

anyhow,the fact that you dont pick on islam nor on any other religion validates mine.

there were a ton of prophesies being fulfilled by the arrival of jesus and jesters like you cannot comprehend this truth. he came once and he will come back again,

i have told you before that the spirit world is real but you dont and wont believe it.

dude laugh and mock all that you want. what i do know by experience is that when your time comes. your fav atheist faggot wont be there for you to help you out

you will BE ALONE AND MISERABLE AND IN PERPEUTAL DARKNESS. there's no more to say here. you laugh and mock all that you want. time is not on YOUR SIDE

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:45:37 ago (+0/-0)*

Blah blah blah.
Lots of words, nothing to say.
A broken record repeating itself, a self-masturbatory game of cognitive self-assurance through contempt directed at those who would shake your faith.
But it's not me whose questioning your trust in centuries old prophecy, its your own critical faculties.
You are just externalized that part of yourself into me to make assaulting it palatable to your ego.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 23:26:09 ago (+0/-0)

Blah blah blah.
Lots of words, nothing to say.

yes our words will be carried by the win. the difference though i have a hope. you just dont. i'm looking forward a great future beyond this life and you dont.

again, richard dawkings and other atheists wont be there for you when you time comes.

when my time comes the lord shall grant me his mercies not because i deserve it? no, but because he's GOOD.
you have the here and now. i have an eternity waiting for me.

sucks to be you though. have fun when those existential crises hits you.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 05:05:56 ago (+0/-0)

i'm glad for you that your hopes are so high, but here it is only faith, not certainty, something you cannot deny

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 07:10:40 ago (+0/-0)

but here it is only faith, not certainty, something you cannot deny

jesus christ is an historical figure something that you cannot deny. hey there's a thread here about a letter from a roman tetrarch written to Caesar about the jesus that atheist says that didnt exist lol

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

..."this is a small victory...BUT...we've got a long way to go"...so the misery continues, a life of endless struggle with periodic accomplishments just to keep the gullible masses from offing themselves and just enough to continue the struggle so that one day the "worker's paradise" will be realized...how many times does one hear this shit every day?...those applying these words are good for shit, USEFULL IDIOTS for the jew who just can't seem to get it right because it never ends that there's "still a long way to go"...church, no church, communist, dupe, whatever one chooses to believe...BUT....in the end all power comes from the barrel of a gun. "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" guarantees that no harm will come to the (((enemy))).

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, many ideologies promise future gains as if they follow naturally from suffering. They excuse the problems of the now with some big payoff just down the line. They discourage you from looking at the fine details and asking about the practical mechanics of how it should work. Hope is weaponized. It's how all scams work.
Communism, liberalism, etc.