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My High School Classmate Admittedly Is In Great Shape and Her Face Looks Young For Her Age

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 17:19:27 ago (+14/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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…but what 50 year-old woman dresses like this? Ridiculous Peter Pan type shit. She looks like she came back from 1999 with Gwen Stefani’s stolen clothes. You’re a fucking grandma for Chrissake.


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[ - ] kammmmak 16 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 17:32:21 ago (+16/-0)

Dude looks like a lady

[ - ] Grospoliner 13 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 17:20:58 ago (+13/-0)

I am glad to see Bon Jovi doing so well.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:26:35 ago (+7/-0)

Looks like a dude to me bro

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 01:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

She’s female. I was in school with her from grades 3-9.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 03:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

10/10 would not touch

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 weeksApr 14, 2024 18:17:36 ago (+0/-0)

Dyke

[ - ] carnold03 5 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 17:41:38 ago (+5/-0)

It's disappointing on so many levels.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:53:20 ago (+4/-0)

Women go batshit in their forties and if they're still alone by fifty they are unsalvageable.

I can't tell you how many old women I've known that live like I did the year I got out of college bunking up with their friends and not cleaning the place. It's a whole new, disgusting world.

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 21:28:07 ago (+4/-0)

Just imagine a woman getting shipwrecked on an island. She'd fall apart in a month. A man? He'd accept it after a few days and make the best of it. Build shelter, weapons, tools, fire. All while being totally alone.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 23:30:58 ago (+4/-0)

I've seen women fall apart because the garage door opener is broken. It doesn't take much.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:22:24 ago (+3/-0)

Are script arm tats the new skank tat?

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 17:48:29 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 00:27:34 ago (+1/-0)

It's just an unflattering photo made worse by an unflattering outfit. These phone-in-front-of-mirror photos rarely look good, especially with your typical bedroom incandescent lights. Most women I know reserve this kind of photo for outfits, not glamour shots.

I'm not sure if she used this as a profile pic on a dating app or something, or if you just pulled this off socials.

I bet there are other photos where she looks a lot better. I'd be more worried about the psychology than the appearance.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 01:51:01 ago (+1/-0)

It’s from FB. She has a bunch of recent pics like this in similar outfits. She was married for like 20 years and has 3 kids. She used to dress age-appropriate and look more like a mob wife. Skirts, gowns, blouses, etc. I’m starting to wonder if she has gone lezzie.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:27:23 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like the big fool from ny doesn’t know what filters are and how women use it like oxygen

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 09:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

I mean, those pants aren't particularly whorish, but they're not in good taste

[ - ] clymer 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 06:25:16 ago (+0/-0)

looks like iggy pop and that silence of the lambs serial tranny mixed dna into a workable spermatozoa and used it to impregnate one of those crack whores that spend their winters in kensington PA trading cooch for hooch

[ - ] The_Reunto 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2024 00:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

That's a dude based on the arm angle and the hand shape.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 23:40:54 ago (+0/-0)

So she's too busy taking a selfie so she can be da popular one on fuckbook.

[ - ] dass 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:47:52 ago (+0/-0)

How else can she attract some young and dumb thick as shit fck boys ?/

[ - ] CoronaHoax -1 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:29:03 ago (+0/-1)

Ready the Peter Pan book. It’s not about never wanting to grow up. Peter Pan is everything every man should aspire to be and every woman in the book including all the pixies, mermaids and Indian princesses wanted to fuck him.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:22:04 ago (+1/-0)

Soft boy era. Women have all the economic advantages, so they should be the ones spending the money they earn on us, not the other way around, not 50/50, she pays for he.

Men should stop working and start staying home with the kids. Men are better at raising children and managing money anyways.

Yass queen, It's woman's world, you're a boss bitch, yes get that dough and make me some bread.
I'll be a househusband, be your kept man. You'll be my sugar mama on addition to being the mother of my kids. And if you don't find me attractive anymore, too bad, I'm the only thing out there for you. We live in a world of the kind of men you said you wanted. Enjoy occupying the privileged position.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:40:30 ago (+2/-0)

Erm if you’re describing Peter Pan like I said you should read the book.

Even if you attack Peter Pan’s forever youth he died when he was a kid. That’s why he doesn’t go back (in fact he does to take the next generation of his family for a one year stay per generation).

Neverland is normally only where dead kids go and he became the official guide to all kids there who die in their youth.

If you’re hating on Peter Pan because of “Peter Pan Syndrome” congrats you’re programmed to hate a role model hero you don’t even know.