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We Got a Party !!

submitted by shitface9000 to funny 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 12:22:10 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/4htl7w.mp4



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[ - ] TheNoticing 8 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:30:18 ago (+8/-0)

Not the type of crowd to stage dive, nor prevent someone from killing themselves. You can only do that at metal shows. We're a brotherhood and do our best to prevent people from getting hurt.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 14:50:35 ago (+3/-0)

And a few punk shows but if you're fat you're not a real punk and I've beat the shit out of fat shits that landed on me after thinking they should be able to stage dive like humans.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 18:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

If fat fucks landed on me or near me crowdsurfing, I'd take one of their shoes off and throw it as far as I could.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 18:16:48 ago (+3/-0)

I clocked the fuck out of one guy when he landed on top of me and kicked me in the head. I managed to grab him and gave him a clear punch in the face as hard as I could. I'm pretty sure I broke his nose but the crowd was moving so fast he got away from me as soon as the punch landed. I waited for him outside the show but couldn't find him.

I'm usually more accepting of getting hurt at those shows but the guy was a complete asshole who put a lot of people in danger and I could have been seriously injured. I had a big fucking knot on my head for a while after that. If you go to those shows and you're doing shit like that there is an unwritten set of rules on how to behave so no one gets hurt and he violated all of them. It's probably a good thing I didn't see him after because I was so pissed off I would have been charged for something. It was the best punch of my life though. I know I caused some damage.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 21:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

I waited for him outside the show but couldn't find him.

Hopefully to offer emergency assistance, water and Tylenol.

[ - ] allAheadFull 4 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 15:17:01 ago (+4/-0)

Climate change takes another in his prime.

[ - ] con77 4 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:45:17 ago (+4/-0)

That's hilarious 😂
What a fucking moron

[ - ] BloodyComet 3 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 17:39:54 ago (+3/-0)

If he was a normal sized human being, I would've caught him. That guy, though? I'm stepping out of the way, enjoy your very personal meeting with the mud that I've been standing in, fatty.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 21:42:43 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit uhh uhh nigga ketch covid befo aymuh ketch deyt bish! Gnome seyin?!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 3 weeksApr 10, 2024 00:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

I never try to decipher your nigger code messages. Would you start adding an English translation?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 10, 2024 22:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

This fine upstanding citizen of the bipoc community would rather lend his health to a fake yiddish virus before he'd attempt to help a person that is healthy at any weight.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2 weeksApr 10, 2024 23:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

Ah. Yes! Makes perfect sense

[ - ] calx 2 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 15:06:51 ago (+2/-0)

The olde flying whoopsie!