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well, the world didn't end today like all the kooks said. Now wot do?

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:06:05 ago (+3/-0)     (AnonWhatever)

It was all supposed to end during the eclipse. The rapture was supposed to come and Jesus walk the Earth and save us. Or aliens were supposed to make contact and probe our anus' (@paul_neri would've enjoyed this). Planet X didn't appear and destroy the Earth. It all gets so tiresome. Nothing ever happens.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:14:00 ago (+3/-0)

Damn shame. On the upside it was fuckin gorgeous out and I spent most of it drinking beer in a hammock.

[ - ] anon 3721776 [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

Hell yeah! It was beautiful. The birds and squirrels were all doing their thing. The sun was shining. I was putting better back up lights on my side-by-side. Then shit got eerily quiet and a weird shade of light and then it got dark. Then it went back to being beautiful and all the animals came back out.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 10:00:03 ago (+1/-0)

beautiful dude just beautiful.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:21:25 ago (+2/-0)

Same, gave me a chance to sit out back on the porch swing and jaw with the kid for a few hours. I'll take it.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 10:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

dangus you're showing your softer side. The bros might not let you ride with them again.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 13:02:37 ago (+0/-0)

Kys queeri

[ - ] anon 1817940 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:28:12 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yea dude!

[ - ] anon 1817940 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

You mean Y2K didn't happen?!

[ - ] anon 4093822 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

Planet X,reference.Damn cool.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 09:59:22 ago (+0/-0)

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen"--Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

[ - ] anon 2078425 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 23:18:03 ago (+0/-0)

Who said it was going to end? Politicians were whipping up fear (make sure you've got toilet paper and water omg) didn't see any kooks as such prophesying doom.

[ - ] anon 3721776 [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 09:48:28 ago (+0/-0)

Politicians? There's many kooks on reddit who say the world's ending with everything that comes along.

[ - ] anon 2286344 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 23:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

I gave up on that shit when comet Elenin was supposed to end the world.

[ - ] anon 1358056 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Went to the woods to hunt for morrels with a grandson. We had clouds all day, but it got darker. It was an amazing experience to be inawoods when that eery quite part happened. A nice day all around.

[ - ] anon 3721776 [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 09:51:45 ago (+0/-0)

Molly Moochers are up here. I found some.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 22:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

The ayyyyyylmaos haved beamed you up and are probing you as we speak, you're just being kept conscious and sedated by their tentacle secretions.