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I can't wait for all the TikToks about CRAZY INSANE stuff happening in cities along the path of totality.

submitted by CHIRO to whatever 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 14:19:25 ago (+5/-3)     (whatever)

If anyone disappears during this, it'll be because they were standing around outside in groups of strangers looking up at the fuckin sky. Bro, Stacy is gone. Not now, dude, we're in totality!

Also, flat-earthers, eat shit.


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[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 2 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 14:48:32 ago (+2/-0)

No crazies here yet, about 1/3 way into the blackout

[ - ] calx 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 17:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

I sacrificed a chicken and offered a cigar and rum to Jobu. All is well here.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 14:53:57 ago (+1/-0)

I can’t wait for tomorrow when everyone shuts the fuck up about it. Nothing ever happens.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 14:32:43 ago (+1/-0)

Path of Totality would make a cool band name.

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 14:35:45 ago (+1/-0)

Not bad. I like it for a song title, featuring on the album Year of the Black Sun.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 15:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

There are already brainlets on tiktok saying things to the effect of: "oh look at that, the moon JUST SO HAPPENS to be the right distance from the earth to cover up the sun, coincidence I think not!".

[ - ] CHIRO [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 16:00:47 ago (+0/-0)

Figures

Let's see if a flat earth theory can accurately predict a solar eclipse and the maxima from different locations on earth down to the minute.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 weeksApr 8, 2024 14:51:03 ago (+1/-0)

Could make for a pretty cool philosophy too.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2024 02:02:40 ago (+1/-0)

or the title of a work on (((social engineering)))