Bushcuck attempts to summon his imaginary gook wife - Upgoat

I think it's just easier to spy around
See a woman you like. Ask her out.
Rinse and repeat.

Note won't work if you're not her dream man. Such as praying to crystals and shit is certain to put any woman of worth off

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 7 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 18:02:10 ago (+7/-0)

That voice sounds laden with estrogen. The "dream woman" must be trans or something because that video was gay.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 7 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 17:18:55 ago (+7/-0)

What a fucking weirdo.

[ + ] Xantha

[ - ] Xantha 3 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 19:36:07 ago (+3/-0)

The fuckin box and the diaper pants were enough, then the shit kept escalating in directions I wasn't ready for. Look at this shit on his bedtime affirmations:

My heart is open to receiving love.
I am a magnet for romantic opportunities.
I am manifesting a relationship filled with understanding.
Love flows to me effortlessly.
I trust that the right person is coming into my life.
I am attracting a caring and supportive partner.
I am attracting love that is pure and everlasting.
I am the perfect man for my dream woman.
The love I seek is seeking me.
I am a magnet for love that lasts a lifetime.
I am abundant in love.
I am the perfect romantic for my partner.
Love flows freely to me.
The universe is orchestrating a divine connection between me and my soulmate.

This dude already has a bigger vagina than the woman he's trying to summon. He's going to kill himself or someone else when the girl or the relationship itself doesn't live up to his 'divine expectations' that he's 'manifested' for weeks/months/years. This is pandora's box of unhealthy behaviors.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 19:46:03 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for catching what he wrote.

he forgot the angel numbers. Manifesting denied

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 16:59:53 ago (+6/-0)

Whew, nice disinformation against goals and dreams with all that crystal bullshit.

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 17:29:13 ago (+5/-0)

@BushChuck is literally an algorithm

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 20:56:03 ago (+2/-0)

LAWRZ, so fucking retarded. Everyone knows you need sapphire instead of amethyst before writing your nighttime affirmations.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 19:08:38 ago (+2/-0)

Who would want a gook wife though? Freakin' bug people.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 18:36:29 ago (+2/-0)

This is a parody of modern White men in a nutshell.

He absolutely nailed it.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 17:33:12 ago (+2/-0)

WTF?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 monthApr 7, 2024 20:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

Why is he pretending to be straight? Everything about this homo screams faggot

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1 monthApr 7, 2024 19:29:19 ago (+1/-0)

I can't even tell if this b******* is serious anymore.

[ - ] didyouknow 1 point 1 monthApr 7, 2024 18:31:05 ago (+1/-0)

Has he ever considered just...talking to a woman?

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 monthApr 7, 2024 17:23:20 ago (+1/-0)

bet it works except this caveat: he soon finds out she's twice the dork he is.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 23:58:19 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf is he wearing?

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 22:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

There's some people that I know would pat him on the back, and there's lots more who be like, what the fuck?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 20:55:24 ago (+0/-0)

Vocal frrrrrryyyyyyyyy

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 20:46:46 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahah@this sissy practicing witchcraft and alchemy.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 19:45:07 ago (+0/-0)

Why would anyone lie and claim to be married to a Chinese chick around a place like this? It's like admitting to farting in church. He pretty militantly defended it at the old place. In all honesty he's never made much sense. Dunno why he even believes as he does.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2024 22:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

It's like admitting to farting in church.

You really should get to know the people you're trying to recruit.

[ + ] Joe_McCarthy

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 1 monthApr 8, 2024 19:36:36 ago (+1/-0)*

I'm not trying to recruit BushChuck. And certainly not dangus. I have enough respect for real world projects not to waste time trying to bring in assholes-headcases. I'm just wondering why dangus thinks a white guy would lie about having a Chinese wife on a forum populated by white racists. It doesn't make sense unless dangus' misogyny has him hating on any guy that has a girl of any kind.

They have a lot in common really. Both bitter failures with white women.

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