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[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 15:24:38 ago (+2/-0)*

1) Start engine.

2) Run the windshield defroster on full hot for about 15 minutes. (heat the windshield creates a local air temp differential so the air between the window and the device is trying to expand relative to the air outside the device.)

3) Slip a thin-edged tool (spackle knife, paint scraper, credit card) under the edge to break the suction.

4) Check your dashcam (you DO have a dashcam by now, right?) to see who put it on.

5) Hunt that person down and break their fucking knees with a pick-axe handle (if there are no immediate painful consequences they'll keep doing it).

That's them sorted. Job done!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 16:43:04 ago (+1/-0)

Dashcams typically turn off when the car turns off. Otherwise you might come back to a dead battery.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 21:17:11 ago (+0/-0)

The system I have has a poximity sensor. Anything near the car turns the system on.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 22:21:04 ago (+1/-0)

Huh, neat. My car isn't expensive enough to justify it, but my dashcam is getting older. And I'm currently installing a solar-powered trickle charger, so it might be something I'll look into further.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 12:43:28 ago (+2/-0)

Wouldn't drilling a hole in the back of it to break the suction release it? Yes, looks like it has a big suction cup on each side. Drill into the back and it falls off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf5i17yOOk0 (nig warning, but shows the underside of the barnacle)

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 16:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

Hell, a paint scraper with a long handle, a long flathead screwdriver, or anything like that might even work.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 13:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

"Barnacle, the future of parking compliance"

😎 Obey! Comply!
DO AS YOU ARE TOLD! GOY!

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 15:47:40 ago (+0/-0)

Barnacle Bill the Sailor was one of the oldest naughty songs ever. Do people even remember it?

Who's that knocking at my door
Who's that knocking at my door
Who's that knocking at my door
Said the fair young maiden

All downhill from here. Best version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APlSL_XRhd4