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Has anybody read a song of ice and fire?

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 09:33:41 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

Every once in a while it comes back to me how much of a faggot George rr Martin is for not finishing the story. It’s such a dope story man. It’s so good it’s SO FUCKING GOOD. And this fat cunt won’t finish it. He’s like 80 Iv givin up hope. Life is pointless. Your parents and siblings are dead too. Fuck him and fuck
You. It’s such a good story man FUCK


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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 10:54:26 ago (+3/-0)

I got about a hundred pages into it and immediately determined it was crap.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:08:59 ago (+2/-0)

We already have J.R.R. Tolkien. Nobody asked for Martin.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:33:09 ago (+1/-0)

I think we can thank Roger Zelazny for encouraging Martin.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 10:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

He already finished the story.
It's in a vault, waiting for him to die.
It won't be published while he's alive, because he doesn't want to put up with soy-fags complaining about it.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 10:25:47 ago (+0/-0)

nah, hes fat and lazy. he got rich from the show and doesnt need to sell books anymore. plus for the most part we got the end from the show. sure itll be a little different but the "R+L=J" thing is outta the bag amd inbred emotional woman cant control emotion and goes mad queen ending was nice when aryan john snow has to kill the evil bitch to save the nation.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 23:25:01 ago (+0/-0)

Wasn't Dany getting boned at 9 years old in that story? I started it once years ago, and quit after a chapter or two.

[ - ] Shotinthedark2 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 16:16:24 ago (+0/-0)

No,but I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 15:35:05 ago (+0/-0)

I read the third or fourth book during a stint in the hole in prison.

Never read any if the other books, but it was good.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:40:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't worry. When Fatty McRapefantasy finally keels over Sanderson will step in and knock out a satisfying 3,000 pages to close it out. Hopefully George didn't get the saline.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 15:35:49 ago (+0/-0)

Sanderson is a couch bison but he does weave a nice yarn.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 12:54:11 ago (+0/-0)

I read a page and a half of the first book. Nope.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 12:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

The story is finished. Dragon lady wins the throne, then Jon Snow kills her after she goes mad with power in the process. The End.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 10, 2024 08:20:15 ago (+0/-0)

Holy fuck I don’t even remember making this post. I d
Need to sober up !86 but you know what fuck that. We are the universe experiencing itself. You ever see an interview with some successful
Cunt and they’re saying how from childhood they just know they were destined for greatness? When I was a kid I just knew I was destined to destory myself. I knew I would ruin everything I touched. I could fucking feel it. That’s ok I guess. I guess somebody has to be the failure. Somebody has to be that fuckhead you point at and say hey don’t become that. Fuck it that’s balance. Thats just balance. God hates things and sometimes you’re the thing

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 10, 2024 08:21:52 ago (+0/-0)

This is sad.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 10:18:16 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve read it all and enjoyed it a bit till I found out the author is part Jew.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 10:17:04 ago (+0/-0)

I've read through it twice. It's over rated. Too many descriptive passages about people either eating food or fucking. Almost all the battles happen outside the pages, save the battle of the blackwater. You kind of have to read the last two books simultaneously because they happen concurrently thanks to his mereenese knot. I'd rather reread Tolkien.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 7, 2024 09:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds fake and gay.