All the embarrasing health problems that can go wrong with your bottom - and what to do about them. - Upgoat

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All the embarrasing health problems that can go wrong with your bottom - and what to do about them.
submitted by paul_neri to Health 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 22:35:11 ago (+2/-3) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13279175/All-embarrasing-health-problems-wrong-bottom-DR-PHILIPPA-KAYEs-definitive-guide.html

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 22:51:30 ago (+2/-0)

This thread...

[ + ] Lost_In_The_Thinking

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 23:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

Heh, I loves the Metalocaplypses references.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:56:32 ago (+0/-0)

I think you're a very insensitive man. Also you might gain from reading my post as in one day your bum could play up.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 23:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

Paul, if your anus is itching a lot then use a wet wipe or wash it.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:53:52 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, bro...my anus pain due to "moderate haemorrhids" is killing me. I spend hours of my day sitting in a hot tub. Tomorrow I'm going to the doc to beg for pain=killers.

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 11 monthsMay 25, 2024 06:25:32 ago (+1/-0)

Moderate hemorrhoids:
Push them back up. If they won't stay buy a butt plug. It will hold them up there long enough for them to shrink heal.

Best topical pain killer is toothache gel. Has lidocaine. Also helps with ingrown toenails.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 17:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

They may wanna band your roids. Changing your diet can help. Eat only fresh raw or cooked veggies and meat. No mo processed bs.

[ - ] texasblood 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 23:20:13 ago (+4/-0)

Not running cocks up in them prevents a fuck tons of things.
An asshole is not a fuck toy or snack bar.
You sick fucks need to get a grip,stay in your boy/girl lane.
Your tongue or dick should be no where near poking the stink hole.
You shit eaters go on and downvote cause you to childish to just disagree and move on.
I ain't a tree,you can't piss on me LOL!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:49:02 ago (+1/-0)

Correct. I upvoted you. With my recent colonoscopy I made a point of telling the Specialist there'd never been any sexual activity in my anal area.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 23:50:49 ago (+4/-0)

Neri, we're not fags here, so I don't know why you would post this here. No one here thinks about his arse as much as you do.

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 01:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

he has an obsession with that rear hole. I wonder how it got to this point. It's not normal.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:47:00 ago (+0/-0)

While I'll admit to being rather self-focussed at the moment, namely on my rear-end (I've had a traumatic time recently), nevertheless this information could help someone. Our bums tend not to figure in our health conversations which is not ... healthy.

[ + ] Lost_In_The_Thinking

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 14:18:35 ago (+2/-0)

Obsessing over one's health is unhealthy. People's bodies know what they're doing. It's automatic and natural and doesn't constantly need observation and oversight. When a problem does occur, that's the time find out what's wrong. This whole business of "wellness" that's pushed by the medical industry is just another revenue generation scheme.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 01:04:48 ago (+3/-0)

I find it shocking that our gubmint is paying agent Neri to post this "shit". I know the libs want us all queer but what the fuck man!

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 10:14:58 ago (+1/-0)

The kikes love shit and shitholes, so to me it makes absolute sense.

Disgusting retards.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 15:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

Kikenigger.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 08:35:47 ago (+0/-0)

A rope could solve Queeri's problems in seconds

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 13:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

I would have thought you, Anus_Expander, of all people would be interested in these topics! I put it to you that you're only a pretend anus!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 7, 2024 18:46:57 ago (+0/-0)

ROPE

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2024 06:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

It's all funny until the day you get a hemorrhoid from rushing and straining in the bathroom.

Unbelievably painful.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 26, 2024 04:35:21 ago (+0/-0)

I've found using stool-softener plus drinking a lot of fluid before bed is the only treatment that works.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 11 monthsMay 25, 2024 06:29:29 ago (+0/-0)

My last doctor didn't want to do the finger prostate exam. Since all my uncle's had prostate cancer I had to call around to get a doctor that would.
"Uhh hey doctor would you stuck your finger up my ass so I know if I will be incontinent after surgery now or die in 20 years?"

Lol.

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