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Kurt Cobain Died 30 Years Ago Today.

submitted by Scyber to whatever 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:02:13 ago (+17/-1)     (whatever)

Did he kill himself or was he murdered? Did he have the capability of operating a shotgun after injecting himself with enough heroin to kill a whale? Or did Courtney Love have him murdered either by her own hand or by an assassin? Was it Allen Wrench? Was it El Duce who also died mysteriously after confessing that Courtney offered him $50k to "wack Kurt Cobain" as he put it himself.

https://youtu.be/Ho2nK5IQs_g?si=AKsG2cNhrNfpFiwM


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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 11:09:34 ago (+0/-0)

Good riddance. His music sucked, his band sucked, and he contributed nothing of value.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 09:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares? He was a dope fiend. Just as burdensome and useless as a nigger.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 09:14:02 ago (+0/-0)

Nirvana sucked. He was murdered.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2024 06:36:46 ago (+1/-0)

I hated him when his music and "grunge" came out.

They got rid of all the attractive people on MTV and it was the beginning of the feeling sorry for yourself culture.

But now I love his music.

But I don't feel sorry for myself. Just love the strobg leading guitar and the rebellion.

Lol.

Smells like...

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 01:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

fuck you kurt you selfish junkie shitbag you had a kid...

Why did you have to do something so stupid, I really liked the music but i refuse to speak about him like he was some godlike figure, that stuff really shits me and it would probably piss him off too

so cringe how much zoomers think he was the 2nd coming of Christ, he was just a man that made mistakes like everyone else.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 01:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

time flies

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian -1 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:49:40 ago (+0/-1)

Definitely murdered and while I'm sure his daughter is mourning today, I'm just glad Dave Grohl survived and didn't become a junkie too.
Foo Fighters is more than Nirvana ever dreamed of being

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 06:17:22 ago (+0/-0)

Nirvana was at least mediocre. The Poo Fighters sucked from day one.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:25:35 ago (+0/-0)

I care just as little today as I did then.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

Nirvana was an alright band. When people worship them I think they know fuck all about music.

and Kurt Cobain killed himself because of several physical issues stemming from addiction and he and Courtney were divorcing. Courtney is a whore that fucked people to help her write and produce her albums. She was doing this while they were married.

Kurt didn't seem like a dumb person, just incredibly fucking naive. He should have known what he was marrying. Also, he had come incredibly close to overdosing a number of times before this that it's a miracle he lasted as long as he did.

What Nirvana was best at was having the look that jews thought we'd be a good representation of the culture. Technically they were good and they wrote good songs but there are a number of 'grunge' bands much better than they were.

and if anyone is sad that there could have been more Nirvana albums if he'd survived, there wouldn't be. He was going to go into this solo/acoustic/Lennon post Beatles masturbatory bullshit period anyway. Nirvana were done.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 06:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

"When people worship them I think they know fuck all about music."


Do you realize how self contradictory that phrase is?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 12:34:42 ago (+0/-0)

It's true.

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:06:56 ago (+0/-0)

He was going to divorce Courtney and the pre-nup would have left her without his money.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck that woke faggot

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 23:33:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't give a fuck about him or dime bag Whitney or anything of the jew prompts

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 23:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares, grandpa?

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 23:02:52 ago (+2/-0)

who gives a shit....just another faggot who used a naked baby for an album cover

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:43:14 ago (+1/-0)

I remember exactly where I was when I heard on the radio that Kurt was dead.
Heading north on Watt Ave right around Roseville Road.
@Fascinus

[ - ] beece -1 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:40:12 ago (+0/-1)

Still alive and working ...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:29:19 ago (+0/-0)

I am depressingly old

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:02:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:24:52 ago (+3/-0)

And Stevie Ray Vaughn died 34 years ago.

But fucking Jon Bon Jovi and fucking Bono are still out walking around.

(Crossing my fingers that they're both triple vaxxed and double boosted. Then maybe there can finally be some justice.)

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:15:39 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately, those fuckers probably aren't vaxxed. You make a great case for adrenochrome though.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

And don't forget the regular transfusions of aborted baby, aferbirth, and umbilical cord blood.

Everybody saw what happened to hillary and bill when they were no longer useful, and were cast down from their master's high horse.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 03:02:47 ago (+0/-0)

Let me get his straight, Bill and Hillary Clinton aren't important enough for regular transfusions of aborted baby, aferbirth and umbilical cord blood but Jon Bon Jovi and Bono are?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 09:30:02 ago (+0/-0)

What’s wrong with Bon Jovi? Dude is practically a national treasure.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:16:25 ago (+0/-0)

This guy offed himself when I was 27, and it was treated like the moon landing. I was supposedly right amongst the age group that worshiped this guy. I barely knew who he was. I wasn’t a big music fanatic. I knew his name and what he did, but I couldn’t have told you one of his songs. I suffered no trauma. I was a bit disgusted actually. All the fame and money and he does this? What a faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

IF it was suicide

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 09:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

If you think Cobain’s post-mortem was bad, please consider Notorious B.I.G. who was a piece of shit just like Cobain and then we all had to endure 2+ years of Sean Combs-bought marketing and promotional interviews and magazine covers proclaiming him “the greatest rapper of all time” after only 2 albums and a 3-year career.

[ - ] hylo 3 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:11:29 ago (+3/-0)

What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blew. One blew this way one blew the other way.

These conspiracies are so fucking tiring. Even if true, I still don't give a shit because he was a major hippie.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 06:38:15 ago (+0/-0)

That's the old old space shuttle astronaut joke...

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 08:40:08 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was "how many challenger astronauts can you fit in a volkswagon beetle? All of them, in the ashtray"

[ - ] ARGENT 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 09:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

What did the challenger astronaut say to their spouse before they left?

You feed the dog and i'll feed the fish.

[ - ] MartinTimothy -1 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:09:24 ago (+0/-1)

Montage.

April 8th, 1994, Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain was found dead of a gunshot wound sustained three days earlier in his Seattle home, the Seattle Police Department believes the wound to have been self inflicted. CBSNews.

Cobain AR 15 to Mouth.

I do not believe the guitarist was murdered, he appears to have had a death wish as evidenced by the shots above, thus the SPD's assessment of suicide seems well founded.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:46:35 ago (+0/-0)

Missing the forward assist, that is a M-16.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 05:57:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MuricaPersonified -1 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 06:13:24 ago (+0/-1)

Lol, toy guns. The first is a Colt Woodsman ripoff (a bad one), and I can only fathom a guess as to what the fuck that "AR15" is. It looks like Bubba took a really bad aftermarket furniture kit to a 410 shotgun, althought it's probably just another toy.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 11 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:55:59 ago (+11/-0)

I was just a kid in his peak. When I look at it now, I realize he was just another tool to promote junkie/faggy/depressing frequency to susceptible angsty white youth.

Some of the tunes are catchy though I admit.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 2 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 23:59:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, he was killed because he saw it, too, and was leaving the music industry. Cobain considered his music "new wave" and ultimately was very realistic that he was "an entertainer" and was a bit opposed to being jacketed with corporate messaging.

Keep in mind, an Army guy (Everman) played guitar on and funded the first Nirvana album. And Soundgarden. And OLD. Then went into special forces.

Love's father was military psy ops who pushed the Grateful Dead and drug sales.

Grunge was about selling heroin and disenfranchising youth to make them non-voters and Democrat voters.

The male nanny did it.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2024 10:47:50 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah and I don’t doubt his sincerity in music. The whole business of it is a giant black pill though. It’s all weaponized.That includes the music I play/favor in country/grass. Basically going all the way back to as long as the radios been a thing.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthApr 5, 2024 23:13:35 ago (+1/-0)

junkie/faggy/depressing frequency to susceptible angsty white youth.

That's just where he grew up. Place is still like that. It rains all the time and everything is covered in mold.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 00:12:12 ago (+2/-0)

It's the best

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 01:11:06 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed it is.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 1 monthApr 6, 2024 04:57:03 ago (+2/-0)

It rains all the time where I live. It’s England. I live in England. It’s really gay here. That was a lie I don’t live in England.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:47:55 ago (+1/-0)

He was probably another balding gay jew who faked his death to escape an arranged marriage to that insufferable witch.

Changed his appearance and ran off with his boy-toy lover. Just like John Lennon did.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2024 01:15:11 ago (+1/-0)

Enthusiastic upvoat for this theory. Especially the “balding gay jew” part.

[ - ] shitface9000 7 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:32:11 ago (+7/-0)

Fuck I’m old

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2024 05:17:17 ago (+1/-0)

Look at him, upgoat! Look at him and laugh!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:28:43 ago (+3/-1)

Was murdered by the jewess witch he married.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:20:17 ago (+4/-1)

He was murdered, it's pretty well established I think

[ - ] Grospoliner 2 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:16:46 ago (+2/-0)

You mean murdered.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 21:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Don't know to be quite honest but I'm not a fan of Courtney Love.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dihA5xuKg

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthApr 5, 2024 22:31:20 ago (+0/-0)

KYS, Queeri

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