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Choose your own adventure (punchlines.ai):

There once was an AI that was built to be biased in favor of the libs.

A) When I heard this, I said, "Who needs an AI to do that? I've got Joe Biden."

B) It was called "Siri."

C) Welcome to the Internet

D) It was built by Facebook and it’s called "Facebook."

E) Every time it was asked a question, it said, "Sorry, I can’t do that."

F) No, no... the preferred nomenclature is "Gay I".

G) The LGBTQP+ community calls it "AL I"

#WhO iS tHeY!?

The only agency is to keep retards arguing about pointless shit like this while they stay in positions of power

The answer to the riddle appears to be "Wuhan Virus" or "COVID-19."

"It hides in the wettest corners of Chinese markets" likely refers to the wet markets in Wuhan, China, where the virus is believed to have originated.
"When it loses its narrative and psyop it subverts to Mpox" seems to suggest that when COVID-19 loses its initial narrative or explanation, it is often compared to other diseases like measles (Mpox).
"It'll never face consequences of its own actions" implies that the virus itself doesn't have consciousness or agency to face consequences.
"But if you're currently the focus of its outrage you'll be incarcerated with infraction" suggests the measures taken by governments to enforce lockdowns, quarantine, and other restrictions in response to the virus.
It's a creative riddle referencing the COVID-19 pandemic.

Sounds yiddish.

Bitch jumped into the air and got stuck!

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