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Mom gets pranked on April 1st

submitted by shitface9000 to funny 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 13:02:28 ago (+52/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/z9z2t2.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 14 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 13:17:28 ago (+14/-0)

That's fuckin hilarious. I like to think I would have honked and gave her the bird too.

[ - ] Thatguy 11 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 13:25:02 ago (+11/-0)

Mean pranks are not funny, except this one, that was funny!

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 18:10:27 ago (+6/-0)

show my dad your tits April fools prank

me being a dad alone in the car

[ - ] Dingo 6 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 13:40:32 ago (+6/-0)

One time when I was a lad, my mom had one of those ciggarete slider machines for filtered tubes (load from the top, then slide the contents into the tube). We had a brick of those tiny "ladyfinger" firecrackers and made her a couple of cigs when she walked away and placed them into her complete pile. The next several smoke breaks were like a lottery until she lit up one of the winners. It was almost as much fun as coffee time when my sister switched the salt with the sugar.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 14:27:51 ago (+4/-0)

That's pretty good. I remember holding those between my fingers until the popped. They're loud as fuck, but relatively safe as far as firecrackers go. M80's, on the other hand, will take a finger off.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 20:46:42 ago (+3/-0)

A dumbass friend of mine in 8th grade was holding an M80 pretending like he was hitting a joint and blew his lips apart. It was horrifying to see in person.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 03:10:19 ago (+0/-0)

I had one blow up in my hands as a kid, I think it was a normal Black Cat as ladyfingers had short fuses. I remember my fingers went numb for several minutes. They were fun to light and throw.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 14:23:36 ago (+2/-0)

One time,in band-camp.......!!

[ - ] dass 1 point 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 15:32:57 ago (+1/-0)

'Magic flute'

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 15:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Some of those lady fingers were really hot.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 19:33:18 ago (+0/-0)

boy, you sound 50

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 15:49:48 ago (+3/-0)

This is also a funny one, you can use the automatic translation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIukH6-kmTA

The guy tells the first two taxi drivers that he has to urgently get to the central train station but since he has no money at all, he would pay them with a blowjob. After getting rejected, he tells the third driver that if he brings him fast to the train station, he'll give him 100 bucks but he has to honk and thank the other two drivers since they didn't believe that he was going to tip them so well.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 19:38:14 ago (+0/-0)

If I was the Verfassungsschutz, I would put you on a list right now.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 16:23:52 ago (+5/-3)

This is clearly fake and gay but what a foul mouthed hag.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 16:59:58 ago (+4/-1)

This is how Helena got arrested

[ - ] Spaulding -2 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 23:39:06 ago (+1/-3)

You sound uptight and uppity. Your husband must be eternally bored.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 20:10:49 ago (+1/-0)

American accent steering wheel on wrong side.

[ - ] SomethingClever 3 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 20:47:04 ago (+3/-0)

A lot of videos are reverse image though.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 10:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

A lot of phones with front-facing cameras will mirror the image because the mouth breathers that use them think something is broken if they look at the screen and it does the opposite of what they think it should do.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 08:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

She does say bloody a lot. Reminds me of my aunt with half brit/American accent

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 23:09:04 ago (+0/-0)

Australians call them britcunts

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 23:23:05 ago (+0/-0)

Americans in Britain?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2024 22:57:14 ago (+0/-0)

🤣 well played.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 09:14:59 ago (+0/-0)

'WHAT THE FRIG??? FUCK YOU TOO!'

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 23:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

did a female do something kind of funny?

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 15:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

This is years ago, pre internet: Buddy of mine 'borrowed' his coworker's drivers license.

Blew up the license photo and added "Caution Registered Pedophile / Call 911 if this individual is near a school / XZY County Sheriff Department" on a large piece of paper.

Then he taped it to the back of the vehicle.

Apparently, the dude got flipped off and cutoff his entire ride home.

[ - ] fnbs -1 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 17:03:41 ago (+1/-2)

Fake n gay... she overplayed it