Movie idea: postwallhelena really is my CIA agent but falls in love with me because of my movie ideas and I go and meet her but it's a dude and it's also neri - Upgoat

You didn't watch that 'India' video from a few days ago. I've seen snippets before, but the literal mountains of unrelenting filth and degeneracy were more than even I imagined.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 13:29:02 ago (+2/-0)

Ouch! Sounds very un-Indian though!Maybe I'll stick to my day job.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 13:47:10 ago (+1/-0)

The sheer volume made a strong case for it being fully Indian. If the video quality hadn't been so terrible, I'd have saved it and had a link for you.

I'll stick to my day job.

Hopefully just a figure of speech, and you're not actually someone's servant.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 14:51:30 ago (+1/-0)

Only my wife's servant. Slave even. I get kicked around.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 15:14:56 ago (+1/-0)

That mostly happens to younger guys who don't realize how much control their hormones exert over them, so they submit to the urge to obtain a female in whatever way it takes. Maybe it's time to turn the tables on her?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 15:20:03 ago (+1/-0)

@paul_neri

follow this mans advice and update us please.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 15:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

It's unfortunate I don't have a book I could promote with one of your quotes on the back cover. But I suspect paul is not without countermeasures of his own in that relationship.

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 08:40:41 ago (+1/-0)

Nah. She's nuts. Poor thing. You think I'm joking don't you. I ain't. A few weeks ago I finally got her to get a tax agent to handle her tax issues. Years ago I begged her to do it fearing she'd face a claim for unpaid taxes if not a fine. Said I'd pay. She hadn't lodged a return for 7 years. The Tax Agent recently advised her the Tax Office owes her nearly $40,000. The stupid cow doesn't read her mail. Leaves it in a pile, unopened. At least she lets me open it after her health insurer threatened to cease her insurance for unpaid premiums. There's a mental illness of some kind there.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 09:34:00 ago (+1/-0)

She sounds like a keeper!

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[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 14:25:38 ago (+1/-0)

^classic neri-ism. A decent jester and we are lucky to have him

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 14:46:57 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro, I'm chuffed.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 15:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

Who says chuffed lmfao

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 08:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

That wanker neri I suppose.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 03:08:58 ago (+2/-0)

just make a part for dingus

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 8 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 03:12:18 ago (+8/-0)

No I decided it was between him and bigguy, and I already have a monologue written for big guy

"Alright i'm out here in hells kitchen ninth avenue tree aclock inna morning. Look at this these jews got everybody all fucked up. In about five minutes that bar is gonna clear out and if I stick around I might see somebody take a piss or even a shit. Look at dis. Fent zombie with her tits all over the place like a splatty tomato. This shit is gettin bad"

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 10, 2024 23:32:36 ago (+0/-0)

8/10

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 11, 2024 00:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

An honor.

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 10:44:41 ago (+2/-0)

Dingus can be the scrappy inner city youf that doesn't beat the odds and becomes a fentanyl zombie.

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 17:47:23 ago (+2/-0)

Had minor surgery two weeks ago and instead of knocking me out, they gave me fentanyl. Was awak and felt everything. That shit was worthless.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2024 09:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, dude...I had the perfect death a few days ago for my colonoscopy. I felt a pinprick from the anaesthetist and was talking to him and the next moment I was awake maybe 30 mins later.It was incredible as in there was no transition - I simply went to sleep instantly. When I had a general anaesthetic many years ago I had a "falling-away feeling". So whatever sedative was used...that's how I want to go out!

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 11:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

Ok but I'm casting nick from MDE

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 12:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

i thought million dollar extreme was just a bunch of basement dwellers telling inside jokes.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 01:02:35 ago (+2/-0)

Damn it, do you know how long it's been since I've seen a movie in theaters? And now you got me wanting to give money to hollywood kikes.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 4 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 01:05:05 ago (+4/-0)

I'm telling you with her name in the title and us doing what we do here, the first five minutes writes itself lmao

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 01:39:18 ago (+3/-0)

boom! instant classic

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 13:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

You might be surprised who are and who are not glowniggers here. I was. Sometimes.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 14:27:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah nigga we know lmfao what's happened did Joe turn the corner while I was gone this is hilarious. This place is cast like a hit TV show.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 07:03:27 ago (+1/-0)

Think she officially fucked off from here...been a few months.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 05:35:04 ago (+1/-0)

I have an idea for a movie I want to make, where the main character thinks they're being watched by the CIA the whole time, and the audience sees the agents following and watching him, BUT you never actually figure out if the dude is actually being followed or if it is all in his head. But the truth is he is being followed. It's just left some what ambiguous, but just not entirely to those paying attention. Is that a retarded idea? Idk your post reminded me of it.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 11:02:38 ago (+1/-0)

I have solid evidence somebody is watching my phone. I think it's time for a movie about an internet nazi. The paranoia would be built in.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 10:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

Meh. That sounds too possible. Why make a documentary about neri?

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 11:00:59 ago (+0/-0)

Because I already have the perfect actor. The kid from Neverending story

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1.1 yearsApr 4, 2024 12:00:31 ago (+1/-0)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/eb/f1/ef/ebf1ef07c01e707e2479209b12a905aa.gif

[ + ] Dindu