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Homeowner Baffled After Washing Machine Uses 3.6GB of Internet Data a Day

submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to technology 1 monthApr 3, 2024 22:09:27 ago (+9/-0)     (www.newsweek.com)

https://www.newsweek.com/homeowner-baffled-washing-machine-uses-3-6gb-internet-1862675

HeyJames spitting mad that his washing machine has been doxxing him. Won't shut up about it.


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[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 23:30:42 ago (+7/-1)*

Fucking idiot for connecting a washing machine to the internet. It's a goddamn washing machine. Are people really this retarded? What's the point? What possible benefit does the internet give a washing machine?

Remote start? WHY?! Just start the fucking thing before you leave, dipshit.

Notification when load is done? What, you can't remember doing laundry and you need a reminder? Go die in a fire.

Download additional wash programs? You are the pinnacle of retardedness. Jump off a bridge.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 monthApr 4, 2024 01:11:24 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for saying everything I was just thinking! If you're too fucking stupid to remember you're doing laundry then you shouldn't be allowed to do complex tasks like laundry or taking the trash out.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 1 monthApr 4, 2024 03:13:35 ago (+0/-0)

probably some rewards points system or registering ur machine for some warranty and prize draw. that's how they get them.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 22:26:51 ago (+5/-1)

Fuck that. They'll stop you doing your washing if THEY think you are washing too much. Or you infact some bullshit wokery.

Eat the bugs.

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 23:23:41 ago (+3/-0)

Do not purchase "smart" devices

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 22:28:30 ago (+2/-0)

Its so you cant have sex on them!