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submitted by boekanier to funny 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 02:59:56 ago (+44/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Peleg 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 09:57:28 ago (+1/-0)

There was a story a few years ago about mcdonalds that are close to schools. Lift the ceiling tiles that are above the toilet and check for guns.
I think I'll start checking these things.

[ - ] Mr_ 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 14:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

Tiles are light. Some solid taps may be enough to get an idea if something is stashed

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 15:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

I noticed shoe prints on the toilet seat of the local 7-11. Sure as shit there was a bag of crack up there. Didn't take it, but that's definitely a thing.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 14:49:40 ago (+0/-1)

Won't work where I live.

White demographics.
State with no gun laws.
Everyone has a gun.

Nobody would think twice if a student entered tge school with an M4.
We would just think it's show and tell day.

No niggers are hiding shit in McDonalds.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 06:27:03 ago (+1/-0)

Damn

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 17:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

Careful though. Depending on (((who))) the bribe is for, they might have access to the security cameras to know who entered and left the bathroom, and when.

And if it's on a light day, you might be the only one who was in there after the drop-off.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 14:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

Plausible deniability. "I just used the bathroom, I don't know what you're talking about."
There are no cameras in the bathroom itself. What are the corrupt people going to do? Call the local police and tell them to search you for stolen illegal bribe money?
Even if they did, "Nah, I always carry a stash of cash with me just for emergencies."

But, the most likely scenario, this whole post is fake and gay.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3 weeksApr 4, 2024 17:15:17 ago (+0/-0)

There are no cameras in the bathroom itself. What are the corrupt people going to do? Call the local police and tell them to search you for stolen illegal bribe money?

You must be dense if you thought that's what I meant...

If they're corrupt and it's enough money, they'll just fucking kill you. Good luck telling them "Nah, I didn't see anything" at that point.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 10:12:45 ago (+0/-0)

They're not going to ever know you have the money. Nor does the average courthouse goer have the power to have someone murdered and get away with it. Nobody's getting killed over a couple hundred (or even thousand) dollars. You're living in a (((hollywood))) movie.