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Marrying conjoined twins

submitted by Panic to Newsoftheweird 1 monthApr 2, 2024 17:07:58 ago (+9/-0)     (www.hindustantimes.com)

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/conjoined-twin-abby-hensels-husband-faces-paternity-suit-by-another-woman-years-after-marriage-101712033851803.html

After reading this, I went to FB and searched her name. Yes, she's there and tells all. Husband gets the shared pussy, but she says no backdoor sex until attached twin also marries, and her twin sister prefers finding a nigger husband, which the married girl disapproves.

Trouble in paradise.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 18:43:11 ago (+4/-0)

Seriously, this fucker is gonna get divorced raped because of the communal pussy. What kind of degenerate shit bag do you gotta be to find a double header marriage material?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 17:39:36 ago (+3/-0)

They just need to work it out. After all, three heads are better than one.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 18:18:43 ago (+3/-1)*

Hulk Hogan here, let me tell you something brother. Conjoined twins were always a fantasy of mine, as a youngin. But you do not want to go down that road. Trust me when I say this brother. No one wants that. I recommend you stay correct with eating your vegetables, taking your vitamins and finding yourself a nice goth chick.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 17:18:23 ago (+2/-0)

They'll do the siamese twist!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 19:51:04 ago (+2/-0)

I have a cat named Lulu and shit really likes this band.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 22:32:25 ago (+1/-0)

I guess you could sleeper hold one head to get some privacy with the head you married.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 20:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

I bet he had to hold in his laughter when she said, "don't look at me like I have 2 heads!"

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 18:11:36 ago (+1/-0)

Crazy to imagine the conjoined twins getting into a ferocious physical fight. I wonder if a conjoined twin ever murdered their sibling?

In a case like this, it sounds like the unmarried twin is becoming more and more bitter towards the married one.

This whole thing is so surreal. This man is fucking insane, right? Morbid curiosity has me wondering what the fuck goes on in the bedroom of this trio. Does the unmarried twin experience the same physical sensations as the other? How does the body react? Orgasms in two brains at once?

Hope their life works out for them, they didn't ask to be born like this, I'm sure they would separate if they could.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 18:45:59 ago (+2/-0)

If the left side wants to engage in some bean flickin' does the right side cum as well? That sounds fuckin gay.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 20:34:23 ago (+2/-0)

I bet they just put their heads together and figure it out.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 23:17:39 ago (+2/-0)

“Oh my god I’m cumming”

“No, fuck you, I’m cumming”
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Xantha 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 18:43:19 ago (+1/-0)

they didn't ask for this obv, but im not down with seeing irl body horror everyday in the bedroom, idk what this guy gets out of it without being some sort of degenerate. also wtf are these girls thinking having separate relationships? they should have just found a guy they both liked and been done with it. now they have to find two fucked up dudes who are okay being cucked by another cuck and who gets baby priority if they try that shit?

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 19:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

I agree with your sentiment, I view these poor women as objects of pity. It is mind-boggling to believe that a man could find them as an object of desire, such a twisted mockery of the human female form.

Separate relationships... I mean, it's impossible, really- they share the same genitals (right?). So, if you're fucking one of them, you're fucking both, and you're fucking weird. There's something so off putting about thinking about the twin not in the relationship like... covering her ears while this weird dude fucks her. I don't imagine she can tune anything out in that situation.

Imagine the household if both were married. Two dicks, only one womb. This seems like a primal recipe for a tragedy, doesn't it?

This is perhaps the first situation where two men can be cuckhed at the same time, but it's technically not cheating... holy shit, this just wasn't meant to be, nature normally stomps this sort of thing out before we have a few generations of two-headed sexual degenerates.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 23:19:46 ago (+1/-0)

“They” can agree that “they” wanna get “they” pussy fucked.
Wow.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 20:36:14 ago (+0/-0)

So, if you're fucking one of them, you're fucking both, and you're fucking weird.

Fuckin A!

[ - ] edmundo 0 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 13:47:03 ago (+0/-0)

I mean I'd love to try to fuck a girl with two heads ... but getting married to her（them) is really messed up. Both heads would have to fall in love with me and I'd have to love both of them back. Otherwise I can't imagine this whole threesome idea.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 23:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

Two girls.
One pussy.
Kek.