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So fit she’s got a 6pack for her knees

submitted by dontbeaphaggot to whatever 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:43:38 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:04:30 ago (+6/-0)

1) "plus size" and "athletes" are two words that do not belong in the same sentence.

2) "plus size" is just a nicer way of saying fat. If you have to weigh youself on a livestock scale, and don't dare waddle into the ocean anywhere near Iceland, Japan, Norway, or Greenland due to concerns about commercial whaling, you are NOT "plus size". You are morbidly obese and wallowing to death in your own blubber.

The good news is you'll be dead soon. The bad news is that burying you will require a heavy equipment, and cremating you will require enough energy to light a small city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igOfmQ8ZugQ

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:40:27 ago (+5/-0)

Don't discount the idea of fatletes so soon! Just imagine them in Olympic hurdling or high diving. It would be epic.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:46:59 ago (+3/-0)

Three questions:
1) Will there be electric scooter ramps leading up to each hurdle?

2) Will the high dive include an freight elevator to get them up there in the first place?

3) Will the diving pool be built at the bottom of a bowl shape so the water will drain back into the pool after every dive, so they won't have to waste time refilling it?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:57:55 ago (+1/-0)

1) Of course not. Their pain is our gain.

2) Only if made by the lowest-bidding chinese contractor.

3) Refilling would be part of the intermissions. They already do it with zambonis on ice. Someone can spare a fire truck.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 19:56:56 ago (+1/-0)

I'd love to see the barrel rolls!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:49:38 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I always tell fats when they get antagonistic. "That's okay, this problem will take care of yourself because you'll be dead soon and no one will care."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 19:55:30 ago (+0/-0)

and cremating you will require enough energy to light a small city.

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy datz howdey kept duhhhhh lytez awn en Auschwitz wit duhhhhh bawdeez ov 6 gorillion yidz! Kvetch!

[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 22:37:21 ago (+0/-0)

How many pluses is it? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL?

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 15:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

When you have buy all of your clothes custom made by "Omar The Tentmaker" does it matter?

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:58:37 ago (+4/-0)

The teasing and mockery is to save others, not the dumbass.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 17:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

You must also consider that by simply not praising them and worshiping every utterance, in their view you are guilty of hate crimes of the worst sort.

Simply not calling these lard barges athletic is a crime in their minds.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 19:59:17 ago (+0/-0)

Simply not calling these lard barges athletic is a crime in their minds

So is not finishing an Olympic sized buffet.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthApr 4, 2024 14:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

That's hot 🔥

[ - ] Sal_180 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 16:10:24 ago (+2/-0)

Lowering their calorie intake is worth 100 times any activity those people can do.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 22:38:38 ago (+0/-0)

chinese guys love these bitches

chinese guys are fucking straaaange

They like for them to sit on them. sitting on them.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 16:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

Exercising while being overweight is damaging to your body. You first have to lose the weight and then you can start to exercise.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:47:31 ago (+1/-0)

That's the opposite of struggle. That is sitting on your eating all day while everyone else struggles and you take the food they worked for.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:34:02 ago (+1/-0)

i bet they're full of snake juice

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 00:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

The one on the right is bushcuck’s wife

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 21:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

I read it as “plus sized diabetics”

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 19:53:22 ago (+0/-0)

Aye bet deyt bishes knees kan tawlk!

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 17:01:58 ago (+0/-0)

athletes

Yeah if the sport is fitting their fat asses into their superfit hero costume.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 16:10:16 ago (+0/-0)

I can't even laugh at this shit anymore...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 20:00:23 ago (+0/-0)

You can and you will!

Bought to you by Pfizer

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

Superfit

*Superfat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

GAINZ!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 20:00:56 ago (+1/-0)

ROTONZ!

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:22:47 ago (+0/-1)

@spaceman84

How you like them knees?

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthApr 3, 2024 12:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

I have limits. Also they’re brown.