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any idea what this is?

submitted by con77 to Weapons 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:03:07 ago (+14/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/u4jbvs.mp4



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[ - ] BadBoyBubby 8 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:48:16 ago (+8/-0)

a fake. one light appears to be in front of the tree and others appear to be much higher in the sky, in reality it's just a layer of cgi lights over a crappy tiktok footage of a night sky.
https://files.catbox.moe/wcv03x.jpg

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:38:21 ago (+4/-0)

Looks like what's colloquially known as 'tiktok bullshit'.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 4 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:28:50 ago (+4/-0)

If this is what a single chad and his girlfriend are capable of faking. Imagine what a government sanctioned space agency like NASA could achieve.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:41:27 ago (+3/-0)

The Golden Knights. They put pretty flares on their feet.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 16:48:16 ago (+2/-0)

According to Florida Today, what people reported as "moving balls of light" or "puffs of lights" in Texas were actually the SpaceX Falcon 9 booster rocket and payload fairings separating from the second stage after launching from Cape Canaveral Space Force Station.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:43:18 ago (+2/-0)

For fucks sake, Tyler! Tell this fucking pothead what the fuck that is!!!!

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:34:06 ago (+2/-0)

Helldivers from Super-Earth, bringing peace through firepower.

And controlled democracy (but mostly through firepower).

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:30:03 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like a meteor that broke up into smaller pieces when it got too hot. Rocks tend to do that.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:46:42 ago (+1/-0)

But they were changing directions?

Precursor to the "black swan" ALIENS!!1! event to me.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:38:09 ago (+2/-0)

Everything maintained a downward arc, the dispersion towards the sides was likely caused by the rock exploding due to the heat. Looks just like a firework that explodes and showers downward.

https://griffithobservatory.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/447_LM-PS-MC-15-scaled.jpg

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:47:59 ago (+2/-0)

I mean, the likelier answer is that this is fake, but I don't think you could watch the whole video and still think what you said describes what we saw there. I've seen many meteors hit the atmsophere and break up. Naturally, when one body breaks up into smaller pieces, energy is lost. The pieces are luminscent for a shorter period of time than the original body. These persisted for an obnoxious amount of time while clearly changing directions in ways that aren't explained by the original trajectory of the meteor or the explosion.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:57:19 ago (+2/-0)

I am grateful I'm not the only one baffled about the non-traditional paths these "meteors" took.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:56:18 ago (+1/-0)

What gets me is what seems to be secondary bursts after the main part breaks.

Everything was heading down towards the house, but by the end of the secondary bursts they're traveling horizontal with the house.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 21:46:42 ago (+2/-0)

When the aliens want to open up a dialogue we'll just send con77 as our representative. It'll work out just fine.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1 monthApr 3, 2024 03:01:06 ago (+1/-0)

I want to be there so very bad when he tells them,"Fuck Off Space Niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want".
Witnessing that moment would complete me

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 monthApr 3, 2024 05:33:18 ago (+1/-0)

I hope they aren't good looking aliens, he might Bill Cosby them.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 16:18:09 ago (+1/-0)

...given the artificial "world of illusion" that we're in I have to consider this fake, "nothing to see here folks, keep moving along".

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:21:35 ago (+1/-0)

The Galactic Federation recon force deployed to assist high vibration individuals with transcendence into the 4th dimension

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 23:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not saying this instance in particular is real or fake, but I've seen the exact same thing multiple times. Take it for what it's worth.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 20:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

#OMG DAWWWWG!! FRFR OMG 💯!

TIL West Texas has gone full retard.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 17:43:03 ago (+0/-0)

Some bullshit.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 16:44:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 14:48:12 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like the destruction of the Space Shuttle Columbia when it burned up during reentry.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:50:51 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody didn't relay the correct coordinates...mothership was supposed to break up over the Pacific west of LA.

[ - ] FreeinTX -1 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:05:56 ago (+0/-1)*

Or this.

https://youtu.be/jreMROj0Rwk?si=LLqRVUMeRRun4ZNJ

If I had to guess, I'm thinkin' Russia is fuckin' with us. They may have hit that bridge, too.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 18:18:32 ago (+1/-0)

Russia? Thats a funny way to spell israel