I just came in from a night of coon killing and a late night/early morning sauna because I was chilled like a can of Grain Belt beer...BUT...beautiful moon and 3 coons.
Now I'm in bed trying to wind down, I find that reading has a sedating effect, it has something to do with the energy spent in concentrating on the quality content of a subject...BUT...contrary to my elevated IQ level and what I had always assumed, ie the more interesting the reading the more tiring but that isn't so now, it's the boring, bland, shit content, 3/4 of which isn't fit for human consumption that shuts down the human brain...which is why I'm here right now, I need to shut down my oversized brain, and after 15 minutes of encryption decoding I get some of the most perplexing, incomprehensible and simply reprehensible ramblings that could only be matched by a death row nigger as it's being strapped into the electric chair...perfect, I'm crashing with one eyeball closed right now.
Damned if I didn't spill a bag of pretzels in bed. FUCK. It's not just crumbs and pretzel bits that are all over my bed but the large grains of salt are everywhere and it's like laying on sandpaper. Now I'm wound up again and need a stronger sedative, which is why I'm posting rather than just reading (decoding)...but the sedative is kicking in.
Oh yeah, did I mention that I performed a lung operation on 3 coons tonight using only a 22 caliber short?
Well con77 it's like this...as a kid coons were always kill targets because they're always raiding the chicken coop, and, a long while ago,I had one get into my sauna and shit on the floor which reminded me of how much I hated them...then last year I step out onto my deck to enjoy a morning coffee and damned if a coon didn't shit at the bottom of the stairs, I have never been the same which is why I'm stocked up with 10,000rnds of .22 and .17 cal ammo...and they're vicious as fuck and if they ever get into your attic they will destroy the place, they piss and shit in a different area every time and totally ruin the insulation and if their piss leaks down the inside of the walls even the studs will have to be changed out...BUT...they are fun to kill when you think of how destructive they are and how much you hate them...this may seem just a bit sadistic but it gives me great pleasure, more pleasure than the heightened euphoria of a long night with two gorgeous dames who's vehicle was too low on gas and needed accommodations for the night and wondered how they could ever repay me for my hospitality and use of my hot tub and sauna to which I personally accompanied them along with lessons on properly scrubbing with a sea sponge as the front of a female differs from the rear, you probably already knew that through your extensive knowledge and experience with the female anatomy, but they were grateful wenches and even though they both required pillows on their car seat to sit on late the next day, they had wished that they could've spent another day and at least asked what my name was... oh, and by the way, your hat is still crawling around but as soon I get a bead on it and squeeze one off into the ear zone I'll skin it out right away and turn it into a hat for you.
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 07:09:33 ago (+4/-0)
Watch them niggers drop like flies!
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2024 14:22:01 ago (+1/-0)
Where's my hat? XL
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 18:36:26 ago (+0/-0)
oh, and by the way, your hat is still crawling around but as soon I get a bead on it and squeeze one off into the ear zone I'll skin it out right away and turn it into a hat for you.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2024 19:31:27 ago (+1/-0)