This is my rifle, this is my gun - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

This is my rifle, this is my gun
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[ - ] ZenoOfElea 7 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 00:51:08 ago (+7/-0)

"when a girl tells me she wears make up I'm like uh oh what's wrong with your face"

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 02:33:28 ago (+5/-0)

These are the types of people that will get in your face and scream at you then when you break their nose they get all feminine WHAT THE FUCK???

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 11:55:00 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah all those military, cops and feds are dickless. Same with cartel, gang members, and all those cannibal Africans.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 11:23:33 ago (+2/-0)

"So your hole and access to it is your only value and the one thing in your life you can control huh?!"

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2024 02:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

When a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh oh what's wrong with your fists

Probably also common.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 11:25:03 ago (+2/-0)

"nothing, medical bills for fixing a broken bone is way more than 3 bullets though."