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The Real Reason Why Lizzo Quit the Music Industry is Because She's Got a Bigger Job...

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 monthMar 31, 2024 16:24:50 ago (+9/-0)     (Jokes)

She's blocking out the sun next week.


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She served her purpose, ugly black women that once at least tried to watch their weight are now happily accepting diabetes and even fatter bodies, I guarantee that two years from now she’ll come back super skinny fresh from ozempic and drop a new album…. Only question is, what do they do with all extra Floppy nigger skin they will need to surgically remove to make her half fuckable to normie eye once she loses all the weight