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I propose we ban contact sports.

submitted by paul_neri to Health 1 yearMar 30, 2024 21:26:06 ago (+4/-2)     (www.ipl.org)

https://www.ipl.org/essay/Banning-Contact-Sports-PKS2G2M42DTT



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[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 21:43:07 ago (+11/-0)

I propose we invent a new sport involving smacking Paul Neri upside the head.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:23:06 ago (+2/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 01:20:53 ago (+3/-0)

Reported for reporting.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:10:16 ago (+6/-0)

I propose we ban mRNA “vaccines”, as they seem to be causing a lot of deaths among these beloved athletes of yours.
Maybe put the seat back on your bike, or at least sheath that post with a condom or two. It seems your sphincter may be a bit sore.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 yearMar 31, 2024 02:09:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but he enjoyed getting his vaccine jabs, why do you think he took the seat off his bike?

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 1 yearMar 31, 2024 04:05:37 ago (+1/-0)*

Beautifully said, I like the cut of your jib sir!.
(Edited to make anus expander feel happy)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearMar 31, 2024 08:37:13 ago (+2/-1)

'gib' = how a nigger says 'give'

'jib' = boat foresail

[ - ] Cunty -2 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 11:32:11 ago (+0/-2)

Golly gosh old bean, a simple spelling mistake on a word that is hardly used anymore and there you go sprouting your proverbial bs. What is it like to be completely perfect in everything and never make a mistake?.

Let me go and change it for you, those insults from someone with a nick like yours cut so so deeply!.

Said in a Paul Neri voice!!.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 12:00:00 ago (+2/-0)

It was possible English is not your first language. I love helping people reach their highest potential, nigger.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 02:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

Said in a Paul Neri voice: " 'Spouting' not 'sprouting', old bean, is the preferred term imo".

The transition from spout to sprout is an amusing mix-up. The original metaphor goes back to the 1500s, the imagery being words gushing up in an uncontrolled way from the speaker’s mouth. Spouting a message was equivalent to indulging in a rant. The words were uttered without thought, usually because they were of a sloganeering or propagandist nature, or the result of rote learning.

Spout rhymes with sprout, so now the water image has been replaced by the surge of new plant growth.

https://www.suebutler.com.au/usage/2019/2/28/spout-or-sprout#:~:text=Spouting%20a%20message%20was%20equivalent,surge%20of%20new%20plant%20growth.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 yearApr 1, 2024 21:12:50 ago (+1/-0)

None of us are really truly happy unless @Anus_Expander is happy.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2024 21:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] drstrangergov 4 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 01:20:24 ago (+4/-0)

i propose we ban paul neri

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 yearMar 31, 2024 02:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

You can't ban agent Neri, he'll shut the place down!

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 02:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

I think that's why he's here

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 4, 2024 02:27:47 ago (+0/-0)

Correct.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 22:45:56 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

Fair enough but they don't need to be contact sports. It's madness for people to put their bodies at risk for no good reason.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 08:38:28 ago (+2/-0)

Like getting jabbed with mystery juice developed by jew companies to make insane profits??

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 14:05:31 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] texasblood 3 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 22:03:17 ago (+3/-0)

Good luck with that.
Bread and Circus is eternal

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:24:59 ago (+1/-0)

Man is a sick species.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 01:21:22 ago (+0/-0)

some sicker than others.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2024 21:16:24 ago (+0/-0)

That’s an old AA saying. But you knew that.

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1 yearApr 1, 2024 23:25:39 ago (+1/-0)

i do now

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:07:04 ago (+2/-0)

who watches sweaty niggers other than cucks?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:25:43 ago (+2/-0)

Please! Voat does not encourage racist comments.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 02:10:39 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger...NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 yearMar 31, 2024 02:28:28 ago (+1/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2024 01:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

I have no doubt!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 04:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

Your leaving and not commenting again didn't last long did it Paul?.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 16:07:08 ago (+0/-0)

I think I said not posting subs 'cos they weren't appreciated and I was wasting my time but if I think content quality is low I'll intervene as in the present case. I'm good like that.

You are the loser imo as you won't get up-to-the minute news. Live on in your dream state.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2024 03:17:51 ago (+0/-0)

It's your time to waste!.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 1, 2024 18:06:02 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega -1 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 01:44:14 ago (+0/-1)

Boomers, mostly. MIGAtards especially.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 08:35:39 ago (+0/-0)

I propose Queeri ropes himself