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Dealing With Monkeyshines...

submitted by BulletStopper to Niggers 1 monthMar 29, 2024 17:30:56 ago (+52/-1)     (video.twimg.com)

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1773698601488908289/pu/vid/avc1/398x224/0T6-mYtKARzuEqQt.mp4?tag=12#t=0.001

...proper loik.

"For whosoever commits an assault upon the King's Guards it is in likewise as if he had committed on assault upon the King Himself."

What part of, "don't touch", did you not understand, Tyrone?

Question: Why are these people not clapping?


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[ - ] Thatguy 15 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 17:50:30 ago (+15/-0)

I like that his last words were “he can’t do nuffin!”

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 20:41:25 ago (+1/-0)

It would have been satisfying to be there and say afterwards "I think he can."

[ - ] MichaelStewart 3 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 20:45:52 ago (+3/-0)

I like how the beat pauses for a few seconds for the gravity of the situation to kick in, and then resumes like normal before the video ends.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 11 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:18:44 ago (+11/-0)

Note the "right to left" jab that connected with the niggers lower left jaw...that is the correct way to stunned a stupid primate, a square on shot to the face doesn't work with niggers, it has to be a shot that torques the jaw bone thus resonating through to the temple or else the nigger won't go down...now I suggest that everyone go outside right now and cold cock the first nigger that comes within range and use a haymaker.

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:30:14 ago (+5/-0)

Haha... that escalated nicely!

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 17:16:39 ago (+1/-0)

Both informative and entertaining. Nice job, Zyk. You should do instructional videos. I bet they would be great.

[ - ] rzr97 6 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 19:01:25 ago (+7/-1)

Unfortunately it's a fake. The first giveaway is how sloppily dressed that guard is. They don't look like that.

That was a push not a punch.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 11:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

Videos like this are a test for a person’s ability to know what reality is and how well you can avoid being manipulated. I suppose he probably isn’t dressed correctly but even if he was there is just something off about it. It just feels like acting.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 13:20:05 ago (+1/-0)

A real kings guard would have put down the nigger without losing his fuzzy hat

[ - ] Shotinthedark2 4 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 19:06:02 ago (+4/-0)

They don't want to be arrested for clapping at unconscious nigger

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 20:12:43 ago (+2/-0)

It had probably been so long snce they had seen the proper action being taken they really didn't know what to do.

I would have been clapping my ass off and trying to get that Guards name so I could buy him a drink.

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:51:55 ago (+4/-0)

Feel good video of the month 🥰

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 05:07:02 ago (+2/-0)

I hope that's real

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 04:56:23 ago (+2/-0)

Well that was satisfying.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:37:26 ago (+2/-0)

"Question: Why are these people not clapping?"

He struck one of the jews pets, clapping would be antisemetic which is illegal over there

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 11:08:21 ago (+0/-0)

Actually it’s just not in the script but even if it were real they probably wouldn’t be clapping

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 19:52:25 ago (+1/-0)

It's a fake video but was really funny

[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 17:14:51 ago (+0/-0)

Oi! Dey domed Tyrone!

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 18:09:37 ago (+2/-0)

If only.