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TRUE STORY FROM BACK IN THE DAY

submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 1 monthMar 29, 2024 16:54:45 ago (+8/-0)     (WhiteBoySummer)

About 1983 I boarded and seized the Greenpeace ketch Pacific Peacemaker.

It was attempting to interfere with a missile test at Vandenberg Air Force base.

It was crewed by the sons and daughters of big donors. A snottier bunch of rich kids you have never seen.

I held a 12 gauge on them while the Bosun mate handcuffs them.

Funny part. The Bosun mate was a chronic sea sicker and would have to pause to throw up.

Of coarse Im fucking laughing at the poor fucker and he's saying fuck you conman.

The Greenpeace kids are watching this thinking WTF?
The two guys with guns are fuck youing each other.

We finally get them hooked up and transferred to the Avon boat and I led the prize crew and sailed it to LA.

Government property now bitches! I WONDER WHAT IT COST THEM TO GET IT BACK? IT WAS A 75FT KETCH IN GOOD SHAPE.

I tore that boat apart looking for even a roach of weed but they knew about the zero tolerance policy we had and apparently were clean.


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[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:00:36 ago (+3/-0)

"...two DGSE divers attached two limpet mines to the Rainbow Warrior berthed at Marsden Wharf and detonated them..."
https://infogalactic.com/info/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:08:04 ago (+2/-0)

I remember that. I laughed when I heard it.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 20:10:04 ago (+2/-0)

My team used it as a case study of how to fuck up what should have been just a straight-forward demo mission.

There was no need to put anyone on the target to gather intel on the ship. All that was needed was the current location and current bottom surveys and tidal charts.

Find target. Swim in. Place charges. Swim out. Job done.

https://electronica-submarina.com/mines-category/mila-limpet-naval-mine/

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 18:24:23 ago (+2/-1)

Oh no. They must have hidden their plant that grows on earth like all other plants from you. I bet they watered those plants too. You could have used that water to water-board them?

You know these plant enthusiasts have to use lighters to light their plants. Lighter companies are aiding and abetting plant terrorists.

In fact lighters use lighter fluid. You can start arresting the petroleum companies for allowing their product to be used in such heinous crimes.

You're lucky they didn't assault you by blowing smoke in your face and get you happy and feeling good.

Boy I sure would've let them have it! Hell I don't even go near my lawn for fear of plants. Sure the city comes by and tells me I need to cut the grass but I have a medical excuse. I tell them I just won't go near those things. They GROW OUT THE GROUND! I tried telling them but they won't listen! IT's THE PLANTS MAN! They grow in the funking ground!

This just angers them more. Last week I passed a store selling plants. As much as I hate the things and want to be as far away from them as possible I got the courage up and stormed in there. I yelled at the middle of my lungs "PLANTS ARE EVIL! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!". Well you should have seen the look on those old ladies faces.

I started barking at them like a rottweiler in heat. Eventually I left the pro-plant agenda store and walked back to my car. Damn it started raining and I can't drive in the rain because it makes me think of all the plants that are getting nutrients from the rain water and so I walked home, pissed off and ready to fight.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2024 20:36:58 ago (+0/-0)

You are a Rottweiler in heat. That's hot!

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 17:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 17:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

This really makes me wonder how a SovCit would react to this considering it's actually maritime law.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2024 17:50:40 ago (+1/-0)

THET'D GET PEPPER SPRAYED, KNOCKED DOWN, AND HANDCUFFED. AT THE VERY LEAST.

we pretty much had carte blanche out there. they'd have to convince a Federal judge that I acted improperly. I had the authority to "use necessary force to compel compliance". up to and including gunplay.