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history of the chair

submitted by boekanier to whatever 1 monthMar 28, 2024 02:58:42 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] beece 11 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 09:34:35 ago (+11/-0)

Facts are racist....and anti-semitic.

[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 1 monthMar 28, 2024 17:28:48 ago (+1/-0)

Reality is.

[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 03:05:00 ago (+5/-0)

If dem chairs be waysis, where dem kangs gon kick it?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 06:27:20 ago (+5/-0)

Dey jus be chillin on the porch of dey mud huts n shit.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 monthMar 28, 2024 18:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

When you gotz dirt, de hole earf be yo chair.

Den dat wun mufu' stoled him a Whypipo chair 'n now he think he all dat 'n sheeeit, sittin' hiz ass up out duh dirt, an den everbuddy all be stealin' dat wun chair from everbuddy else, 'n sheeeit.

Crime all be Whypipo faul'.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 09:24:01 ago (+4/-0)

How could that be racist? Sub-Saharan Africans would never even read that, given their low IQ and general inability to read anything more complex than giraffe dung.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 10:18:25 ago (+5/-0)

It's not to protect them, it's to attack you.

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 10:16:06 ago (+2/-0)

i was pondering this recently, did blacks even have chairs in africa? i felt sure not

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 10:32:39 ago (+2/-0)

You pondered right.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 10:53:11 ago (+0/-0)

I gamed with a hundred year old chair once on an amphetamine bender. I have big shoulders and it made my posture so bad that it pinched a nerve. I remember running around my parents house. My arm was turning blue and purple I was freaking out and tweakin hard. I ran into my sisters room in her closet and a bottle of lortabs literally fell from somewhere and hit me in the head. So I took them. Went to the doctor when everyone got up. Thanks god. Lookin out on that one. That shit hurts

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 1 monthMar 28, 2024 17:38:14 ago (+1/-0)

This was an incredible read, 10/10

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 07:53:08 ago (+0/-0)

Always get a good laugh here.