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Feds are so sensitive. They can never take a joke.

submitted by deleted to whatever 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 22:27:01 ago (+31/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] Sector2 7 points 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:59:36 ago (+7/-0)

Your porch and yard claymores will work better. Don't overlook the obvious cover positions either.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:02:29 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:06:43 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah pretty much a roomba with a ginsu taped on will work

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:08:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 09:39:13 ago (+1/-0)

Motion-activated?

[ - ] TheodoreKent 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:05:43 ago (+4/-0)

U web of slime?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:36:33 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] TheodoreKent 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:47:59 ago (+1/-0)

I am an alcoholic.

I have very little free-will over if I am on the wagon or not.

Fucking wagon metaphors...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:03:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

If you don't buy it, it's a lot harder to consume.

[ - ] TheodoreKent 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:13:26 ago (+4/-0)

I agree.

I just think you do not understand alcoholics.

I feel like I would be better off if alcohol was my actual problem. But it isn't.

Most alcoholics and drug addicts aren't actually tortured by the drugs or alcohol, believe it or not.

Most alcoholics and drug addicts are tortured by by themselves, for being shitty humans.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:38:06 ago (+1/-0)

That's a more challenging fix. We do tend to stick with the behaviors in our sets, but the "turning your life around" thing isn't just a meme.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 12:31:15 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 10:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

Keep trying, and have some self-faith that you'll make it through. You've made it this far in life. The next step is to work on yourself if but for a little each day. Eventually the rest will come.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 14:27:04 ago (+2/-0)*

Is that vest an "art" piece in a gallery? Kind of looks like it. Sort of seems like the feds could have, just like me, figured this out in a matter of seconds.

EDIT: 2nd result when searching google for "suicide vest sculpture"

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/oct/03/chapman-brothers-jake-dino-bronze-suicide-vests-london

ffs.. Do the feds not even know how to use a search engine?

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 15:27:09 ago (+1/-0)

They can never turn down an opportunity to try and terrorize and intimidate a citizen. You don't go into law enforcement because you're intelligent and capable.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 02:12:36 ago (+3/-0)

There are no good feds, even the dead ones didn't die soon enough.

[ - ] prototype 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 04:34:12 ago (+2/-0)*

that leads to them visiting to harass you, but a thousand examples of actual public calls to violence against us for any number of moderate right wing beliefs warranted nothing.

https://pic8.co/sh/1R6na8.jpg

this is also a fun one:
https://files.catbox.moe/jyjgqj.mp4

I haven't been a big fan of zion don admittedly, but him, and by extension all the americans threatened, harassed, and physically attacked, were mostly attacked not for supporting trump, but because of the ideology the regime's supporters believe trump represents (rather than the truth, which is that he's a marxist meat puppet playing the gentle-let-down pressure relief candidate to keep the populist sentiments of the public in check and docile while we circle the drain faster).

Having seen the double standards, a few hundred times, I've basically accepted as religion the following fact and I think there is a growing contingent of other americans who have basically accepted the same:

https://www.imgbly.com/ib/KCBjUNMyaI.png

A government of unequal enforcement has no authority at all except bruteforce.

And those who rule with intimidation and bruteforce are inevitability ousted all throughout history, with no exceptions, none.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:21:10 ago (+2/-0)

lol. amateurs! ;)

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:49:20 ago (+2/-1)

Feds are so sensitive

So that's why you tried to doxx me lol

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:55:52 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 28, 2024 23:42:11 ago (+0/-0)

You act like a nigger. Tried to dox like one too!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 29, 2024 07:33:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 29, 2024 14:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

You still don't really know what's going on in Central California do you?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 30, 2024 06:43:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 30, 2024 12:20:16 ago (+0/-0)

If that's the conclusion you came to, then you really don't know what's going on. Central California is still very much involved in the ongoing events.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 30, 2024 14:36:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 31, 2024 16:42:41 ago (+0/-0)

You'll care when you get that knockie knock on the door