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A reminder that "exponential" does not mean "large" or "much" or "a lot"

submitted by osomperne to PublicServiceAnnouncement 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 16:29:24 ago (+12/-1)     (PublicServiceAnnouncement)

And you're retarded if you ever thought that, just so you know.


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[ - ] oyveyo 9 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 16:34:59 ago (+9/-0)

*exponentiality intensifies

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 17:05:07 ago (+3/-0)

*Logarithmically enhances.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:56:49 ago (+1/-0)

Shut the data down!

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 22:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

Sits back and orders magnitude.

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 31, 2024 18:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

So much naught

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:15:40 ago (+0/-0)

That escalated quickly!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 16:50:33 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 17:06:19 ago (+0/-0)

It’s more of a naming convention that implies scandal. Jews did this. It’s improper but it is widely recognized and accepted. Very annoying but here to stay in American nomenclature. I’m sure it’s more bothersome to Brits and Aussies who don’t know the origin.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:46:26 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah. Only a retard like you would think it did

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 11:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 20:52:49 ago (+0/-1)

Oh, you are literally aou! Got it!

That explains your bug chinkoid wife, since you are a jewish hapa. Did you marry your own sister, chang?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 29, 2024 01:24:39 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] osomperne [op] -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:24:34 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, I think that one makes sense to tersely describe something as a sandal.

The irritation with "exponential" is that it's specifically a math formula that can be big or small, and people have (retardedly) interpreted news about smartphone adoption in the early teens *******growing******** exponentially as smartphones are big.

[ - ] Ragnar -2 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:47:56 ago (+0/-2)

Uhh who thinks that? Like who at all?

[ - ] osomperne [op] -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 05:49:14 ago (+0/-1)

You think smartphones are big.

don't you?

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 20:48:32 ago (+0/-1)

You are retarded

[ - ] osomperne [op] -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 31, 2024 18:26:54 ago (+0/-1)

at least i don't think smartphones are exponential.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 1, 2024 09:55:00 ago (+0/-0)

Of course you did, no one else even knows what that means

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 2, 2024 12:17:03 ago (+0/-0)

Of course you did, no one else even knows what that means

what does this mean?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 2, 2024 22:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, you are retarded and illiterate? K

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:29:48 ago (+3/-0)

My farts are exponentially more rancid after I eat clams.
Did I say it right, Poindexter?

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:00:17 ago (+2/-0)

He wants you to calculate the anal load when the gas breaches the sphincter. You'll most likely need a spinctometer for this part of the anal-ysis. Good luck, rookie!

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:09:47 ago (+1/-0)

A spinctometer, huh.
I wouldn't know where to find one of those.
Where's paul neri when you need him? I'm sure he would know all about them.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:21:27 ago (+1/-0)

True, but he sells them at inflated prices. You're better off befriending a proctologist and see if they can lend you one.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:54:19 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you're being nice?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:53:49 ago (+1/-0)

in 5 days and I'll find out and maybe report back.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 00:45:37 ago (+0/-0)

The rope you ordered will be there soon

[ - ] osomperne [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:38:54 ago (+1/-0)

possibly. if you mapped the foods to a number and the rancid level of your farts followed an exponential formula, then yes.

but if they don't actually get exponentially rancid, then that was just a fucking lie.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:48:11 ago (+1/-0)

What if I have no data on any other fuel? But I just know that clams will grant escape velocity in volume and hang time. The data is based on faith and experience, but I can’t prove it. Unless you want to ride in a van with me thru the desert, aka, my laboratory. I’ll make you believe

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 05:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

The Lie confirmed

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 20:22:43 ago (+2/-0)

Why don't you look up the definition of the word before typing your nigger logic out.

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 05:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

I don't need to look it up. I already know what it means, n word

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 09:38:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 31, 2024 18:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

you're not supposed to say the nigger word

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 17:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

Increasing/has increased in orders of magnitude?

I'm not sure if that's what it means. That's what I think it means.

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

it means y=e^x and that's it. nothing more or less. for whatever reason I see it also written y=2^x but idk why 2 is in there because it can be any number, and the faggot mathematicians (they are huge, real faggots, not exponential faggots) will never answer what the conventions are behind the usage of variables, however in this case it should be n, because it represents any number that is picked and remains the same in a formula while x varies.

Modern math mathematicians will even interfere with you explaining this and defining n as such then just forever try changing what it means or what should be there and leave the conversation in an inconclusive state.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

It's a description of how something grows over time.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

Simple enough. I'm not exactly retarded, but I got kicked out of college so I missed some of these uh, let's just say finer details. I can usually conceptualize this stuff, but I can't define them in general or logical terms.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 17:03:22 ago (+1/-0)

There are a number of borderline illiterate morons here that don’t comprehend the words that they use and consistently misinterpret what others write.

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

Speaking of morons, the word "literally" came into popular vernacular by morons whose method of persuasion was ethos in a time when being well articulated was more effective, and people were listening to words people spoke instead of their faggy emotional tone, which usually is just a beggar asking for something for nothing.

And so the incorrect usage of the word "literally/literal" was born, and homosexual beggars (straight or gay) everywhere now say things like "I waited 3 literal minutes", "I literally had to drink some water" or "I literally just washed my clothes" and expect concessions in return for having displeased us with their poor word usage and unwanted emotional baggage that they unconsensually foisted upon us in their verbal assault.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 16:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

HA X 10...and who would be that retarded to not know what "expotential" means?????

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:38:04 ago (+0/-0)

women mostly

then feminine men

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 17:20:44 ago (+0/-0)

“The greatest flaw of the human species is their inability to understand exponential growth and decay.”