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Baseball is superior to cricket

submitted by Cunt to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:14:37 ago (+15/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

My husband is currently watching baseball. I don't enjoy any of the sports balls but this one is very much like cricket but so much less shitty and boring.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:20:40 ago (+5/-0)

That's because it's American.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:42:46 ago (+4/-0)

Nah, T20 (you have a pitch limit) is the best form of cricket, and is far more entertaining than baseball:

- baseball has a "fair" field that's about 90 degrees...cricket, you hit the ball and doesn't matter which way it'll go

- baseball player hits a home run, he then has to sit and wait to hit again...cricket batters keep hitting until someone gets them out. Far more entertaining watching a hitter get boundaries in a row...4, 6, 6, 6...

- other than whatever cricket calls halftime, its faster paced than baseball.

My $0.02.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:44:59 ago (+8/-1)

Shh. Her application to become a u.s citizen is on the line here.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:54:07 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure it is.

@Cunt - best reason why cricket is superior: if the bowler is a jackass and the catcher fucks up, they scored four points on themselves. Best schadenfreude ever!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 13:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

Let me know when T20 can live up to the ads with colourful ball trails etc.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 13:37:18 ago (+1/-0)

In the 90s the NHL had a streaking blue line to help follow the puck...didn't end well.

Wait until you sit through a no-hitter...just a pair playing catch and a whole lot of standing around.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 17:02:18 ago (+1/-0)

I was at the Marlins' first no hitter in '96 against the Colorado rockies. 11-0 and not a boring game at all. Sportsball events were still clean, family fun at the time.

Lol, I remember actually liking the streaking puck and was disappointed that it didn't last long. Watching hockey on CRTs kinda sucked.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 19:12:07 ago (+1/-0)

I might be blending a lack of offense by both teams as a good game of defense.

Was sweet to see a grand slam at Miller Park on 4th of July though.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 2 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:24:24 ago (+2/-0)

Just a degree or two less shitty and boring.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 3 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 08:57:29 ago (+3/-0)

The first cricket match I was exposed to was in the 80s. It was a 5 day international match, and ended in a draw. WTF!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 13:38:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I like T20...you get 20 overs max and you switch. Makes it closer to a few hours than days.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 13:15:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's all I'm saying.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 15:18:43 ago (+0/-0)

Heart attacks are superior to flaying.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 10:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

Sure it is. Anything that’s associated with poos is literally shit

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 10:08:03 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 09:57:17 ago (+1/-0)

Baseball originated in the US, back when the US was still great. So sad the golden age has passed.
It is also a great sport due to low numbers of non-white players.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 11:56:26 ago (+1/-1)

Baseball is fun to play, entirely boring to watch (good chance your husband is a retard)

Cricket is for greasy curry niggers and other assorted imbeciles

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 11:07:46 ago (+0/-0)

Baseball is boring as hell and cricket is a pajeet-thing. What we need is basedball.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 10:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

Hills side of the cricket bat is menacing and cricketers invented sports ball sledging, so it wins on those grounds in my humble opinion.