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The Poop Deck

submitted by Black Crimes Matter to funny 1 monthMar 27, 2024 07:07:28 ago (+22/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nyl9si.png

Here's a more accurate depiction of the meme about the Francis Scott Key bridge incident that I made yesterday.

No poo was harmed during the production of this meme.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 07:37:01 ago (+5/-0)

They were probably marveling at the lack of trash, sewage, and dead bodies in the river. They've never seen anything like it and got distracted.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 20:32:33 ago (+1/-0)

That or scouting for their next squat aka toilet.

And what a better town to pick than Bmore!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 05:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

Might actually smell better.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 11:24:45 ago (+3/-0)

No poo was harmed during the production of this meme.

Truly a shame...

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 13:06:55 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 14:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

That's vile. I was able to smell this image.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 12:56:02 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao, I’m looking on a smaller phone screen and I’m like ‘why is he holding a baguette?……..oh, that’s shit!’ Hahaha

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2024 11:06:25 ago (+1/-0)

Ukrainian ship master, from what I'm seeing. Prepared to change my mind... but...

https://twitter.com/RoxannRider/status/1772716280593662231

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 04:37:13 ago (+0/-0)*

Literally every report says the crew was Indian. Ships don't have one captain, also the ship was leased out.

https://www.synergymarinegroup.com/dali-imo-9697428/

Ship lost power under control of 2 US pilots. Goes against the narrative

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 0 points 4 weeksMar 28, 2024 13:53:03 ago (+0/-0)

I understand your explanation, but that is the offical registry of the ship. It may be outdated, but that was what was available authentication moment it happen3d.

If you have an updated manifest, I'd be willing to change my mind. But, as of now, that is the best evidence.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 4 weeksMar 28, 2024 15:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

That's not the "official register of the ship". That's a guy who was captain from March to July in 2016. The link I provided confirms that the crew was Indian and had 2 US pilots.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 0 points 4 weeksMar 28, 2024 15:25:08 ago (+0/-0)

I understand the stance from many sources is that the ship master, or captain, was an Indian possibly with US citizenship. As of yet, I've seen no name, no manifest... nothing.

If you are willing to provide his name, then we can all confirm and be satisfied.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 12:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

So you think it was poos or joos?

I tend to think the joos hacked the ship, and the powerdowns were attempts at a repoot.

Once that turd got off course, there was no bringing it back in time.

Also, that does not look like the Francis Scott Key bridge in the background.


[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 20:34:00 ago (+0/-0)

Foreground. We'd be on the poopdeck If it was the background.