I had a friend. Tall, good looking guy, always drove nice cars. His dad had money.
I cant remember where he met the bitch. Had to be a bar for sure. Good looking woman with a WILD streak a mile wide. My buddy was no shrinking violet himself.
She was a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader. He's telling me they were driving on Gandy Blvd. A major highway leading to one of the bridges that cross Tampa Bay.
They pulled to the side of the road and he started fucking her on the hood of his BMW! In rush hour traffic! He said cars were flying by leaning on their horns.
About 2 weeks later she comes over to his place on his birthday and is fucking him on his couch. Then he fucked up! While he's fucking her he says "I love you". She says "what did you say?". He says it again.
She says "thats what I thought you said". Gets up, straightens her clothes, and walks out the door!
He never spoke to her again. I could tell it bothered him. This was a guy that juggled women and laughed when he dumped them for the next one. Finally met his match.
Ya know this site has a shitload of negative people just looking to pump themselves up by putting other people down. I was trying to tell a humorous story. Do you feel important now? Loser
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1 yearMar 26, 2024 08:33:56 ago (+2/-0)
Life in the Fast Lane
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1 yearMar 26, 2024 06:04:04 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMar 25, 2024 22:58:58 ago (+3/-3)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 1 yearMar 26, 2024 00:51:32 ago (+7/-1)
I was trying to tell a humorous story.
Do you feel important now?
Loser
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMar 27, 2024 05:17:33 ago (+1/-1)
Go drink more alcohol. That’ll fix whatever’s wrong with your life!
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 1 yearMar 27, 2024 14:03:25 ago (+0/-1)
Just the same. That was a funny story. Bitch.
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMar 27, 2024 17:56:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 1 yearMar 28, 2024 00:30:14 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMar 28, 2024 04:03:42 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 yearMar 26, 2024 00:53:21 ago (+2/-1)
Keep fucking your bald boyfriend and telling yourself suicidal thoughts are normal.
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMar 27, 2024 05:16:51 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 1 yearMar 27, 2024 14:05:32 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMar 27, 2024 17:55:05 ago (+0/-0)
Makes perfect sense now!