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Got an acquaintance who wants to transition

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 15:56:02 ago (+27/-0)     (whatever)

He's a tomato and thinks he's a vegetable - told him you got seeds your a fuckin' fruit, faggot


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[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 11:16:10 ago (+0/-0)

I worked with a guy about 20 years ago when I started with one of the Big 4 accounting firms. Seemed like a nice guy with a nice wife.
About a month ago I saw him on LinkedIn, he’s now a tranny that looks ugly as fuck.
There must be some dad issues or something.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 08:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

Take out a life insurance policy on them.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 23:22:00 ago (+1/-0)

A cucumber also has seeds

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 20:34:42 ago (+2/-0)

Does he know he has to prune for life?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 20:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 19:00:51 ago (+0/-0)

OH! So it's one of those "tomato, tamato" things huh?

Put the M.A.S.H. theme song on a loop for it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 18:36:19 ago (+0/-0)

Cucumbers have seeds, so do celery. But yeah.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 18:09:51 ago (+4/-0)

I thought this was about a guy transitioning from Intel to AMD. This is just sick.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 21:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

I've always been on Team AMD.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh -1 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 22:35:54 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 17:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

Squash have seeds. Are they fruits?

Honest question, I'm not sure if I actually know the difference between fruits and vegetables. I thought it was the sugar content, but then there's beets and carrots. Celery has seeds too, that can't be a fruit. Am I fuckin retarded or is having seeds not actually the distinction between fruits and veggies?

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 18:10:20 ago (+3/-0)

fruits come from the flowering bud of a plant.

all you need to know dickwood

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 18:39:46 ago (+2/-0)

Have you had your anal glands expelled lately? Have your master take you in for a checkup.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 19:19:36 ago (+0/-0)

nuts are fruits

fruits are vegetables

vegetables are edible plant material

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 17:11:00 ago (+2/-0)

Oh shit! You’re supposed to fuck those things??

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 17:05:16 ago (+2/-0)

What if he's a legume?

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 16:53:07 ago (+0/-0)

Lost cause,

[ - ] Peleg 8 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 16:08:16 ago (+8/-0)

Most of the freaks that "transition" want sex all the time. They can't get enough sex the way they are so they have these big ideas in their heads that if they can change their sex they will be able to finally have all the sex they want.
The truth is that after changing their sex lives are over. It will never be enjoyable again.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 17:25:02 ago (+5/-0)

I dont think parents want to think about their children enjoying relations with their spouses/whatever when they get older because when I've brought this up to the two mothers i knew whose kids were talking about transitioning didnt want to talk about it.

But as long it doesnt affect them (the parents) its ok!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 18:37:25 ago (+2/-0)

You talk to people like that?
It’s your duty to kill them to save the children.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 19:44:10 ago (+3/-0)

Not my duty shit. Fuck them. Let them kill each other off.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 21:04:01 ago (+1/-0)

One day we will remove warning labels off everything and let nature work itself out.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 01:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

That's what's happening now. We're not allowed to warn people of the risks of taking artificial hormones. Before they even get their balls chopped off they are sterile from the hormones.

[ - ] dass 0 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 02:10:11 ago (+0/-0)

Or leave them to jack each other off. Ugh disgusting things.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 02:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

Your being quiet or being congratulatory against your will is mastubartion for them .Then they get all pissy when you dont. Like how dare you not let them get off to your subservience. fucking perverts and then to have the audacity to say well its my child! are they? Is it?

[ - ] dass 0 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 02:43:23 ago (+0/-0)

Something something Manufactured consent - it's literally happening all over the world.
From ukraine and gaza - all the way down to the local library drag reading hour.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 17:50:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2024 03:32:16 ago (+0/-0)

true, sex is the great motivator and basically all these trannies go into prostitution.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 16:00:46 ago (+5/-0)

Ask him how he plans to transition his DNA

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2024 15:58:50 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking fruits, wuddya gonna do .