I had someone seriously approach me this weekend who asked me to buy them a house on 5 acres of land - and when I finished finding this house and buy it - then come talk to them so they can move in. - Upgoat

I had someone seriously approach me this weekend who asked me to buy them a house on 5 acres of land - and when I finished finding this house and buy it - then come talk to them so they can move in.
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 1 monthMar 25, 2024 12:31:40 ago (+7/-4) (AnonTalk)

What in the fuck is wrong with people. Why in the fuck do they believe someone is going to stop their life, divert all energies to house hunting, spend a quarter million dollars at a bare minimum, then just hand it the fuck over to them............... because they asked nicely????

this is the most retarded thing that has happened to me this year

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[ - ] anon 8388251 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 12:59:55 ago (+4/-1)

This post is the most retarded thing I think I've seen since a Neri post!.

Is that you Paul?.

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[ - ] anon 1533408 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

...yet you say this under the cloak of "Anon".??!!

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 13:10:14 ago (+0/-0)

wat?

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 8388251 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 15:35:35 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

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[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 13:45:52 ago (+0/-0)

you're the type of person described in the OP, aren't you? that's why it doesn't make sense to you that someone criticized the behavior.......... woooooooooooooow

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 18:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

I believe anon 8388251 is commenting about the kind of person who attracts that kind of behavior.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 17:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

paul is a ghost walking along the empty back-streets of Voat - alone, abandoned by the herd.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 18:40:23 ago (+2/-0)

Walking alone along the empty front-streets of my town were some of the most promising moments of the past 20 years. Unfortunately, the herd resurfaced, hiding their faces behind their masks of shame.

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 19:51:19 ago (+2/-1)

Poetry, sheer poetry!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 15:21:02 ago (+2/-0)

If this happened anywhere in Texas, then it was probably my mother.

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[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 19:04:17 ago (+0/-1)

the guy who said it deeeeeeeeefinitely acts like his whore mother and i've never even met his mother or seen her, but i know she has 6 kids by all different dads

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 20:18:05 ago (+0/-0)

Anon pussy. All the mouthy cunts flock to anon.

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 21:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

what are you going to do differently if you see my username (it's anon btw)

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 21:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

Block you, of course. I block all cunts.

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 23:11:50 ago (+0/-0)

I block all cunts.

homosexuality confirmed.

don't touch my name, homo

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2024 13:11:55 ago (+1/-0)

would you rather she married that guy you hated?

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 13:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

it wasn't a woman, baby boomer. that's YOUR thing to cuck out in that fashion

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2024 17:50:41 ago (+2/-0)

says the anon coward

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[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 19:05:56 ago (+0/-0)*

let's not lose sight of the fact that you just told us that you'd wife up a woman that cucked you........... zion don voting baby boomer everyone! they can't dodge coffins forever

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 -1 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 11:24:02 ago (+0/-1)

There is either much more to the story or u a lying liar in need of updoot validations

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[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 05:46:47 ago (+0/-0)

What makes you think this is a lie? Or that there's more to the story?

[ + ] ButtToucha9000

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2024 06:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody just walks up to someone and asks to be bought a house. So there's context and detail that you're leaving out to make it seem wackiest.

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] 0 points 4 weeksMar 29, 2024 12:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody just walks up to someone and asks to be bought a house.

Yes, yes he did. And bitched about it saying how he "Done" if i don't buy him the house........ done with what idk, but he's done.

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[ - ] anon 5144209 [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 27, 2024 19:06:26 ago (+0/-1)

feels great to have a story so fantastic that no one believes it

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I had someone seriously approach me this weekend who asked me to buy them a house on 5 acres of land - and when I finished finding this house and buy it - then come talk to them so they can move in. submitted by anon to AnonTalk 1 monthMar 25, 2024 12:31:40 ago (+7/-4) (AnonTalk)

I had someone seriously approach me this weekend who asked me to buy them a house on 5 acres of land - and when I finished finding this house and buy it - then come talk to them so they can move in.
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 1 monthMar 25, 2024 12:31:40 ago (+7/-4) (AnonTalk)