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I kicked over an ant pile.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:16:09 ago (+5/-3)     (whatever)

Fuck ants bro. You know? The same way we bitch ass mammals took over the earth when the dinosaurs died. The ants and the roaches are gonna take over when we die or kill our selves. So fuck them you know what I mean? Fucking faggot ass ants crawling around n shit. I’m gonna piss on your house tommorow and you ain’t gonna do a goddamn thing about it. Stupid ants. They think they’re so cool bro we keep you in little plastic boxes cause we’re BORED. Ain’t no dinosaurs had our rodent ancestors in plastic boxes. Now that I think about it we literally burn dinofuel so we can get duis. Holy shit we’re so awesome.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:58:26 ago (+3/-0)

I saw a big black ant in the kitchen earlier and I was just like "what's up, bro" and went on about my business. They come in every year about this time and usually leave fairly quickly so I don't bother. Now those little ants, yes, I fucking put Terro out for those bitches.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:36:56 ago (+3/-0)

still thinks oil is a "fossils fuel"

Lol

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:41:30 ago (+2/-0)

I’m gonna stick petrified wood in a grinder and grind that to a powder and light it on fire and dump the ashes in the forest so trees know they’re our bitches too

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 21:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

Petrified wood doesn't burn.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2024 19:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

Lick my balls

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:30:35 ago (+3/-0)

Soon, I will poison my fire ant mounds, as I do after all the spring rains. I will say, ‘GreenSaint says hello’ as I shower powdered hell upon their citizens. Does that make you feel better?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:33:42 ago (+2/-0)

Life is about torturing the competition. That is the reason for our existence. Nuke the little retards

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2024 22:10:59 ago (+1/-0)

Last time I was in the south, I purposely fucked with a fire ant mound so that I could experience being stung by them. It's weird stuff. You can get bit on your finger and then end up feeling random pain impulses in your leg, or elsewhere on your body.

I've never experienced anything like it.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2024 23:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve been stung by so many fire ants through out my life in Texas, that I’m immune. It still hurts, but I don’t get bumps and redness anymore. My Vermont wife is not accustomed to all the fun stinging bugs we have down here, and she’ll get the full body reaction that you described.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 22:56:56 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting rant.

I replaced ants with yids and come to the conclusion that's what you were trying to convey on the last day of your 3 day meth bender.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:20:38 ago (+2/-0)

annnnd he's drinking again.

Tomorrow is a new day buddy, you can start again. No harm no foul.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:26:15 ago (+1/-0)

You know who never invented booze? Dinosaurs. 200 million years and no beer. Dumbass reptiles. mammal power

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:16:35 ago (+2/-0)

dont do drugs, kids.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:24:00 ago (+2/-0)

Bro dinosaurs had like 200 million years or some shit and never got off the planet. We had at the maximum a couple hundred thousand and we’ve left the planet. Nukes annd ai n shit. Imagine being around for hundreds of millions of years and doing NOTHING. And guess what? You know what dinosaurs are now? They’re chickens. That’s their legacy. We enslaved the dinosaurs. Faggot dinosaurs we use them like trash disposals that shot protein.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:40:51 ago (+2/-0)

How u know no space dinos?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:42:43 ago (+1/-0)

Cause they lost to a rock. A rock. A fucking ROCK.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:43:29 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot the platypus. Don’t forget the platypus. Chickens are cool, but, the platypus.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2024 20:05:21 ago (+1/-0)

Ants have already conquered the planet.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:18:52 ago (+1/-0)

Ants are the largest bio mass on the planet. They outweigh us puny humans.
How is your penis?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

You misunderstand me. I kick their home over to make them stronger. Thats why I support beating your children. Evolution is all about pain and suffering. I’m furthering and strengthening life in the universe. What are you doing?

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 1 monthMar 24, 2024 19:25:10 ago (+1/-2)

my cock is the largest bio mass in the universe