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"Death Metal Story Hour"

submitted by BulletStopper to whatever 1 monthMar 24, 2024 00:49:45 ago (+41/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Most death metal fans I've met have been pretty good people.

I'd take the kids to this.

"Killing child molesters!? Oy vey! Antisemitism!"


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Dingo 1 points 1 month ago

We can fix this with a couple fine tweaks. For example, take:

You will not defeat sexual depravity with death metal.

Say no to the "not" and consider a proper consequence to get:

You will defeat sexual depravity with death by metal.

Ta-da! We now merely have to acknowledge that steel and lead are both metals and there we have it.