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"Death Metal Story Hour"

submitted by BulletStopper to whatever 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 00:49:45 ago (+41/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/pwdw0j.jpg

Most death metal fans I've met have been pretty good people.

I'd take the kids to this.

"Killing child molesters!? Oy vey! Antisemitism!"


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[ - ] 15MAR 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 03:16:36 ago (+4/-0)

Based and Burzum-pilled

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 10:15:42 ago (+1/-0)

Gene $immon$(Chaim Waitz) is not gonna like this

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 11:47:21 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck that kike

[ - ] SmartArseWhiteBoy 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 02:42:59 ago (+1/-0)

This song seems appropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 07:32:16 ago (+0/-0)

I had a high school teacher that taped that music video and would play it in class.

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 10:52:16 ago (+0/-0)

You will not defeat sexual depravity with death metal.

Deuteronomy 30:19
I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live:

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 15:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

We can fix this with a couple fine tweaks. For example, take:

You will not defeat sexual depravity with death metal.

Say no to the "not" and consider a proper consequence to get:

You will defeat sexual depravity with death by metal.

Ta-da! We now merely have to acknowledge that steel and lead are both metals and there we have it.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 08:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

Here kids- this song is about a faggot telling you how to live your life and how you should avoid such “philosophers”

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=PhQ1Fe0oKPM&pp=

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 13:38:52 ago (+0/-0)

Invidious instances? Was it Death - The Philosopher?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 15:08:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yes it was (is)

[ - ] x0x7 -1 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 11:27:03 ago (+0/-1)

A reminder that Cannable Corpse did a song about having sex with a dead child.