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We all know at least one of these...

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 1 monthMar 18, 2024 19:07:37 ago (+10/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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You can now smell this person in your mind.


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[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 3 weeksApr 3, 2024 10:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

I tell myself its okay if I just smoke the good old fashioned stuff. But I think is all poison now. Still, it has to be better than oxycontin. Is there any truth to the rumor that George Soros is behind all the legalization?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2024 19:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

My 2 former housemates, 100%. I now pay a shitload of rent for a huge house, but bask in the weed-free air. All potheads get the rope, right after the jews and niggers.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2024 05:15:31 ago (+1/-0)

I know 10 of them. The thing is I really would prefer most people to smoke weed instead of drinking. And maybe it does cure some form of cancer......Idk?

Either way, it's not for me and as long as you fucktards aren't hurting anyone but yourselves we're good.

[ - ] doobieyas 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 05:52:59 ago (+1/-1)

Lost my dad and brother to alcoholism. 48 and 41, respectively.

You are all (still) as drunk as when Christ first appeared. Which is why your lives are shit, your religion is fake and your women are out of control.

Chilling with a joint in peace instead of screaming drunken insults at your sports team or fighting some bloke in a bar over nothing is what your overlords want you to do, dumbasses. Thats why its been legal forever and weed has been targeted as a "drug". To keep you fighting yourselves.

To keep you drunk and stupid screaming nazi/jew and NEVER doing anything about it. Because you are drunk and stupid and overly-emotional.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2024 05:56:55 ago (+1/-0)

They want you high on anything dumbass.

[ - ] doobieyas -1 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:30:48 ago (+0/-1)

Me and my kind can build a scaffolding as high as the Burj whilst being stoned. What can you build while your drunk? Fuck all thats what.

They want you high on dumbdrugs, thats why all the consciousness expanding ones are illegal, Einstein.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:33:52 ago (+0/-0)

Do it.

[ - ] doobieyas 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

Already have. Come to Sheffield in UK and ill walk you past a few high rise flats i worked on. Or if your scared of heights, I could take you round a few geothermal drilling jobs i did in Manchester and the Cotswolds.

Not been a drinker for decades. Weed all the way. Never get limp dick and i dont need dutch courage confidence to talk to girls.

We arent the same.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:41:39 ago (+0/-0)

Did it cure your cancer as well?

[ - ] doobieyas -1 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 07:04:02 ago (+0/-1)

LOL yes actually it's helping massively with the rare and aggressive form of cancer i was born with but only found out about recently!

This is your lucky day! You get to be so completely wrong you have to apologise to a real cancer sufferer whose life is made manageable by cannabis.

Instant karma baby! You are fucking psychic bro, it's unreal.

(Yes i really am ill)

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 07:12:19 ago (+0/-0)

bwahaha no psychic abilities. Just wanted to see how many off the list we could check.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 19:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

BRO.....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

[ - ] doobieyas -1 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 07:19:36 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah wont be funny if you get cancer bro, dont think chemo will save you, radiation isnt your friend. Cannabis and mushrooms are. God bless.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

1. Types a weepy emotional screed about personal life no one asked for
2. "Y-YOU'RE the emotional one!"

So this is the power of dude weed.

[ - ] doobieyas 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:31:37 ago (+0/-0)

Dude weed? Id love to smoke some dude weed, Einstein. You mustve been smoking it when you wrote that backwards sentence eh smartarse?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2024 06:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

Dude weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed tho

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2024 22:58:41 ago (+0/-0)

I don't.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2024 23:02:02 ago (+0/-0)

Consider yourself fortunate.