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I don't have a best friend anymore and it's your fault USA!!

submitted by Antropomorphic to whatever 1 monthMar 17, 2024 11:07:49 ago (+11/-1)     (whatever)

My best bud and I are mind synced, our minds are in tune and our humor too, (he is a libtard but nobody is perfect), he fell in love with me, he is a fucking faggot!! I am not talking to him again, he should be ashamed of himself, and it is all your fault america, because of your globohomo shit, best friends become confused. Globohomo psyop was made to separate friendships, to prevent us from uniting or something.


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 19 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 11:18:37 ago (+19/-0)

Faggots will pretend to be a friend.

Much like men will pretend to listen to women.

[ - ] Reawakened 9 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 11:39:15 ago (+9/-0)

Much like men will pretend to listen to women.

Priceless!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 17:54:29 ago (+1/-0)

I will listen to a woman when she is reading off the chef’s daily specials….

[ - ] Not_C 9 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 14:12:18 ago (+9/-0)

87% of gay men admit that they were sexually abused as children. 92% of gay females admit to suffering some form of sexual abuse.
That's how many admit it. Which means that the real numbers are nearly 100%.

If your friend came out as gay, then they confided in you that they were abused.

Why haven't you hunted down and killed your friend's abuser?

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 13:39:33 ago (+4/-0)

to prevent us from uniting or something.

Kind of sounds like he was wanting to unite.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 15:12:39 ago (+3/-0)

AAAAAND the truth Finally comes out about what happened to P. Neri!

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 14:41:39 ago (+3/-0)

Is this nick fuentes?

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 12:46:04 ago (+2/-0)

If you were really his friend, you would just bend over and gay out.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 11:32:03 ago (+2/-0)

My best bud and I are mind synced

that sentence sounds pretty suspicious by itself OP. here this is probably your friend right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK3C9IytrLI


did he confess or ask you for a date?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 11:34:11 ago (+6/-0)

Probably made a move while drinking. That's when they like to strike "my lowered inhibition" either theirs or yours.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 12:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

100%

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 11:39:00 ago (+1/-0)

Probably made a move while drinking. That's when they like to strike "my lowered inhibition" either >theirs or yours.

lets see what the OP has to say himself. i'm really curious about it. how much time did they spent with each other. did op had other friends???

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 12:16:41 ago (+4/-0)

They already had gay sex and now he feels ashamed and is seeking your approval.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 12:26:25 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry, OP is unavailable to read your comment at this time. He is in the local church confessional getting hit on by a priest.

[ - ] Antropomorphic [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 12:21:12 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly man! wtf?! it shouldn't sound funny at all!!

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 18:44:30 ago (+1/-0)

He's always been a faggot and was probably grooming you. It's what they do. You should ask him who molested him.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 16:31:55 ago (+1/-0)

Tell the cunt to drink some turps. Nah, seriously. Look up "turpentine cured me from being gay" on YouTube. Or just make him take some anti parasite pills. If he's still a fag after that, kill him... or whatever.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 18:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

You should try to get him to increase his testosterone level.
It's been awhile but I saw a story on here about libtard men becoming more right wing after having their testosterone increased. Never know, it might make him straight. Either that or he bulks up real strong and rapes your ass.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 15:21:07 ago (+0/-0)