POLL: Men Only! (Sorry Ladies) Would you kick this gal out of bed for eating crackers in the bed? - Upgoat

Thanks dude. I'm touched. But you know me and how I hate talking about myself and will only do so if pushed ----pushed----. I'm headed for hospital on 5 April 24 for a colonoscopy and possible surgery to remove anything nasty. If I don't get a death sentence I'll give you more details after the procedure. My specialist is an attractive Indian(?) dame who'll be peering up my most unattractive (hairy) arse. Poor darl.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:13:22 ago (+1/-0)

RMGoetbbels speaking: "If I don't get a death sentence". Paul, that's the only bit we're interested in!

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

They're going to pressure wash your colon to remove the semen deposits that have turned into drywall spackle.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong. On my e-admission form under the heading: "Is there anything else you want to tell us" I wrote: "There has never been any sexual activity in my anal area. I'm not gay".

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 00:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

Reported for hate speech to the appropriate authorities

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 00:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

girl!

Continue thread

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 02:32:10 ago (+1/-0)

Here's to hoping she has small fingers and that she remembers lube for the camera!

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 21:55:24 ago (+1/-0)

mRNA vax?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 22:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. Going for my 7th if I get through my current issue.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:13:46 ago (+3/-0)

Pokemon, collect them all.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:17:30 ago (+1/-0)

Have you considered euthanasia?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Well...let's wait for the prognosis ffs!

[ + ] Cantaloupe

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2024 02:35:29 ago (+1/-0)

Praying for your health

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 03:32:20 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. I've dusted off my Will and reminded my wife where it is - on the wall behind the toilet door. I hope you have a Will.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:24:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahahaha

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 19:06:27 ago (+5/-1)

I wouldn't even let her in my bed. I hate skinny chicks and I find women with too much make-up repellent. She doesn't look real.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:18:24 ago (+1/-0)

The tits are definitely fake

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:04:18 ago (+3/-0)

There’s more room on the floor

To pound out that hoooore.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2024 21:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

Not a bit.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 19:23:32 ago (+2/-0)

Oh life experience has taught me that women that dress that way and wear those sharp pointed shoes and pose that way are going to be way more trouble than any quick squirt you're going to enjoy from them.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 19:20:18 ago (+2/-0)

What is she doing eating food in your bed?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 20:18:26 ago (+3/-0)

She needs the energy, and I couldn't find an IV drip, :-)

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

Feed her some throat yogurt

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 21:56:42 ago (+1/-0)

Her nose is bent.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 21:38:01 ago (+1/-0)

That's a jew. Just look at the upper nose.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 20:59:05 ago (+1/-0)

You have low standards if you're sharing a bed with her.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:21:45 ago (+0/-1)

Make them sleep on the floor.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 00:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

Depends if the crackers made her fart continuously in which case: "yes"!

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

Her immediate family is doing the laundry, maintenance, and yard work. Keeping her around is cheaper until she rides Tyrone’s horse cock and is goodified…

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

Post again without the ninety layers of fake up

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 22:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

Too dark for me. I also sense "whore".

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 22:32:03 ago (+1/-0)

I picked that up too. I was talking about physical appearance, and you covered that, though she might tan a lot...

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 21:03:07 ago (+0/-0)

I would, but only if she disregards my warnings about crumbs in my side of the bed.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 20:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

I voted no. It would be because of her weird footgear. But I wouldn't talk to that weirdo in the first place.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 20:53:36 ago (+1/-0)

She's wearing High Heels. Women used to do that...

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 21:15:31 ago (+1/-1)

Those things look like a sign of retardation to me. Might as well be wearing 2 foot long clown shoes, and/or have a painted fake face.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 21:19:21 ago (+2/-0)

YOU know how to paint a picture with words! You've missed your calling! ;-)

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

Bitch is a midget. Her head looks enormous for her frame. Plus her knees are too sharp. 3/10

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 00:37:53 ago (+0/-0)

High heels make womens' hips and ass look great. This is a fact.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 19:38:02 ago (+1/-1)

@iSnark...hey, I didn't mean to have you second guess your preferences, I just have a thing for a more solid woman.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 20:15:28 ago (+1/-0)

No worries, in the end, none of us gets her... :-(

I was curious how the larger community saw her, and, it looks like you have been vindicated. She's really not all that!
(OR, maybe everyone on VOAT is gay) (except Gowithit, of course. LOL)

I still think she'd be fun, but, I get that everyone has different tastes.

Creating this poll, earned me a "Fuck You" from @Gowithit, so it was well worth it. I'll wear it like a badge of honor. ;-)

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 00:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

Fag. Send your crush a private message. I don't want to see this gay shit.

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POLL: Men Only! (Sorry Ladies) Would you kick this gal out of bed for eating crackers in the bed? submitted by iSnark to Opinion 1 monthMar 16, 2024 18:58:41 ago (+5/-2) (Opinion)

POLL: Men Only! (Sorry Ladies) Would you kick this gal out of bed for eating crackers in the bed?
submitted by iSnark to Opinion 1 monthMar 16, 2024 18:58:41 ago (+5/-2) (Opinion)