POLL: Men Only! (Sorry Ladies) Would you kick this gal out of bed for eating crackers in the bed? - Upgoat

Thanks dude. I'm touched. But you know me and how I hate talking about myself and will only do so if pushed ----pushed----. I'm headed for hospital on 5 April 24 for a colonoscopy and possible surgery to remove anything nasty. If I don't get a death sentence I'll give you more details after the procedure. My specialist is an attractive Indian(?) dame who'll be peering up my most unattractive (hairy) arse. Poor darl.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:13:22 ago (+1/-0)

RMGoetbbels speaking: "If I don't get a death sentence". Paul, that's the only bit we're interested in!

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

They're going to pressure wash your colon to remove the semen deposits that have turned into drywall spackle.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong. On my e-admission form under the heading: "Is there anything else you want to tell us" I wrote: "There has never been any sexual activity in my anal area. I'm not gay".

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 00:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

Reported for hate speech to the appropriate authorities

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 00:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

girl!

Continue thread

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 02:32:10 ago (+1/-0)

Here's to hoping she has small fingers and that she remembers lube for the camera!

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 21:55:24 ago (+1/-0)

mRNA vax?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 22:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. Going for my 7th if I get through my current issue.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:13:46 ago (+3/-0)

Pokemon, collect them all.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:17:30 ago (+1/-0)

Have you considered euthanasia?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Well...let's wait for the prognosis ffs!

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 02:35:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 03:32:20 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. I've dusted off my Will and reminded my wife where it is - on the wall behind the toilet door. I hope you have a Will.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:24:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahahaha

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 19:06:27 ago (+5/-1)

I wouldn't even let her in my bed. I hate skinny chicks and I find women with too much make-up repellent. She doesn't look real.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:18:24 ago (+1/-0)

The tits are definitely fake

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:04:18 ago (+3/-0)

There’s more room on the floor

To pound out that hoooore.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 21:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

Not a bit.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 19:23:32 ago (+2/-0)

Oh life experience has taught me that women that dress that way and wear those sharp pointed shoes and pose that way are going to be way more trouble than any quick squirt you're going to enjoy from them.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 19:20:18 ago (+2/-0)

What is she doing eating food in your bed?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 20:18:26 ago (+3/-0)

She needs the energy, and I couldn't find an IV drip, :-)

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

Feed her some throat yogurt

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 21:56:42 ago (+1/-0)

Her nose is bent.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 21:38:01 ago (+1/-0)

That's a jew. Just look at the upper nose.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 20:59:05 ago (+1/-0)

You have low standards if you're sharing a bed with her.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:21:45 ago (+0/-1)

Make them sleep on the floor.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 00:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

Depends if the crackers made her fart continuously in which case: "yes"!

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

Her immediate family is doing the laundry, maintenance, and yard work. Keeping her around is cheaper until she rides Tyrone’s horse cock and is goodified…

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

Post again without the ninety layers of fake up

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 22:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

Too dark for me. I also sense "whore".

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 22:32:03 ago (+1/-0)

I picked that up too. I was talking about physical appearance, and you covered that, though she might tan a lot...

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 21:03:07 ago (+0/-0)

I would, but only if she disregards my warnings about crumbs in my side of the bed.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 20:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

I voted no. It would be because of her weird footgear. But I wouldn't talk to that weirdo in the first place.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 20:53:36 ago (+1/-0)

She's wearing High Heels. Women used to do that...

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 21:15:31 ago (+1/-1)

Those things look like a sign of retardation to me. Might as well be wearing 2 foot long clown shoes, and/or have a painted fake face.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 21:19:21 ago (+2/-0)

YOU know how to paint a picture with words! You've missed your calling! ;-)

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 23:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

Bitch is a midget. Her head looks enormous for her frame. Plus her knees are too sharp. 3/10

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 00:37:53 ago (+0/-0)

High heels make womens' hips and ass look great. This is a fact.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 19:38:02 ago (+1/-1)

@iSnark...hey, I didn't mean to have you second guess your preferences, I just have a thing for a more solid woman.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 20:15:28 ago (+1/-0)

No worries, in the end, none of us gets her... :-(

I was curious how the larger community saw her, and, it looks like you have been vindicated. She's really not all that!
(OR, maybe everyone on VOAT is gay) (except Gowithit, of course. LOL)

I still think she'd be fun, but, I get that everyone has different tastes.

Creating this poll, earned me a "Fuck You" from @Gowithit, so it was well worth it. I'll wear it like a badge of honor. ;-)

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 17, 2024 00:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

Fag. Send your crush a private message. I don't want to see this gay shit.

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POLL: Men Only! (Sorry Ladies) Would you kick this gal out of bed for eating crackers in the bed? submitted by iSnark to Opinion 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 18:58:41 ago (+5/-2) (Opinion)

POLL: Men Only! (Sorry Ladies) Would you kick this gal out of bed for eating crackers in the bed?
submitted by iSnark to Opinion 1.1 yearsMar 16, 2024 18:58:41 ago (+5/-2) (Opinion)