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Homeowner Baffled After Washing Machine Uses 3.6GB of Internet Data a Day

submitted by carnold03 to technology 1 monthMar 16, 2024 15:46:08 ago (+19/-0)     (www.newsweek.com)

https://www.newsweek.com/homeowner-baffled-washing-machine-uses-3-6gb-internet-1862675



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[ - ] gimpyoldman 3 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 16:16:21 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe his neighbor named his streaming device LG washer just to fuck with him?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 01:27:09 ago (+2/-0)

A few months ago after my consumer grade washer quit, I paid $1300 for a Speed Queen. No energy star rating. Two knobs and two buttons. Just like grandma had, and, the lid doesn’t lock.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 23:32:53 ago (+2/-0)

Women gossip incessantly.
Just because a machine is doing their job doesn’t mean the apple falls far from the tree…

Shut the fuck up and where’s dinner?

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 17:28:01 ago (+2/-0)

His washer must be running Windows and has to update 6 gorillion times a day.

"Washer is updating. Do not remove clothes."

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 16:59:03 ago (+2/-0)

Washer was compromised and is part of a botnet?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 20:48:43 ago (+2/-0)

These IOT things are all going to be botnets. There's no incentive to keep them secure.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 18:22:20 ago (+1/-0)

some consoomer tier router misreporting data usage

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 05:38:16 ago (+0/-0)

Hmmm, I wonder how much bandwidth it would use to stream video and audio 24/7?

Would seriously make you wonder if there was a spy camera and/or mic in it somewhere.


Also why the fuck would your washing machine ever need to go online? Other than to spy on you, obviously.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 01:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

Read a few stories about Chinese appliances that connect specifically to Chinese servers and share tons of data. Like a particular vacuum, or even DJI drones allegedly send data to Chinese owned servers apparently everywhere.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 17:19:39 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like the wife is spending way too much time on the internet.