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Damn did I mess up

submitted by JustALover to whatever 1 monthMar 15, 2024 11:23:23 ago (+1/-4)     (whatever)

I am writing this from my doctor's office.

These past few months I have been travelling through [mostly] western and south africa, enjoying the fine weather, nature and the local culture. I have also been having sex with multiple prostitutes each week, sometimes several a night.

According to my doctor, I have contracted several STDs sometime during my travels. My doctor says that the strains I have are rather dangerous and western medicine is unable to handle the viruses. I will have to be loaded up with antibiotics and hope for the best. This could prove to be very detrimental to my health in the future.

I have previously had STDs, but thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, I have been cured several times. Also, the STDs I contracted then were from americans and europeans.

Pray for me plz.


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[ - ] WNwoman 4 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 11:32:19 ago (+4/-0)

I had to check twice to make sure I wasn’t on Reddit. Are you saying you had sex with African whores? Anon, I…

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 14:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

He has aids.

[ - ] JustALover [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 14:51:23 ago (+1/-1)

No, I have HIV, which is different, and still far better than this guy: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=65f2e5cf13d4c

[ - ] drstrangergov 4 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 11:25:08 ago (+4/-0)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. RIP

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 13:48:50 ago (+3/-0)

LOL! That brown sugar don't wash off. Enjoy watching your junk rot, idiot.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:09:02 ago (+3/-0)

You might try females next time out?
Just a thought......

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:01:59 ago (+3/-0)

You played Russian roulette with your dick and lost. No complaining.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:11:28 ago (+2/-0)

Antibiotics have absolutely no effect on viruses.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 11:32:03 ago (+2/-0)

My doctor says that the strains I have are rather dangerous and western medicine is unable to handle the viruses.

Western medicine was "smart" enough to magically pull the wuflu jabby serum out of it's ass, but, can't tackle this!

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:29:36 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger faggot

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

How about we ban this account so it can’t poison us anymore,

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 14:50:17 ago (+0/-0)

Eh. This account is no more offensive or retarded than conspirologist.

[ - ] JustALover [op] -3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:36:34 ago (+0/-3)

May I direct your attention to a similar post, that for some reason people saw far bigger need to be sympathetic to. That idiot that was equally reckless as this hypothetical situation. Probably more, though.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=65f2e5cf13d4c

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 16:01:33 ago (+0/-0)

for some reason

The reason being he isn’t a degenerate subhuman ape causing incurable harm to himself and others. He isn’t a threat to the foundation of society itself. He didn’t violate the one social contract underpinning human civilization.

The parasites are eating your brain of you can’t figure out why he’s worth actual sympathy for an accident and you aren’t for your choices.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 14:54:53 ago (+0/-0)