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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 12:16:13 ago (+1/-0)

Actually I'm guessing this is going to be an illegal immigrant that took her behind the building and raped her and killed her.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 08:06:10 ago (+1/-0)*

Knew a woman who looked just like Robyn, who attempted thrice to murder me with a chain mace, whilst screaming:
"Satan! Get thee gone!" & such.
Same eyes. Most likely owing to similar chemical preferences.
Dollars to donuts, coroner will determine that Robyn had a ruined liver, owing to booze & drugs; moreover, that she had untreated walking pneumonia, leading to attempts at self-medicating, which led to toxic shock & sepsis.
They will say she overdosed on fentanyl-laced street drugs.
Actual cause of death, most likely, systemic destruction via coerced or forced injection with a bioweapon genetic toxin patented under one of the myriad subcategories of variety of CoronaVirus©.

"CoronaVirus©:
It's not yer grandpappy's Spanish Flu anymore: It's Monkeypox Pride Bat Soup Flu Surprise. (the surprise is Hemorrhagic Fever, HIV, AIDS, even Ebola, if you live that long. Then ya may get super duper cancer. But, whether you don't die from the nanites forming a white polymer map of your circulatory system, and you don't get VAIDS, and you don't come down with some lab-created third world disease; you've got Valzheimer's to look forward to: It's like vaccine AIDS, but with prions that'll rot your brain, which nothing can stop, not even fire."

Factoid: If beef infected with prions is cooked even to the point of being burned to a crisp, until no trace of anything similar to meat remains, the prions remain intact.
Forty years from now, two people who are unrelated to anyone "vaxxed" with that evil crap, will bump into each other, accidentally, and exchange a mutually lethal prion residue, each become demented until death, merely via encountering microscopic particles on a relatively clean park bench.

Warp speed, indeed.

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PS BTW NB:
Unless it's all a FF TT Holo-Hoax designed to catch evildoers with their pants down; in the Apocalyptic genocidal equivalent to Inflagrante dilecto, in order to have a coverstory to have innocent, naive, even nescient folks distracted by flashing lights, to keep them from running back into a burning theater.
It is the hardest fact of all, that those who desire to commit genocide, be allowed to commit a bit of genocide; both to display their sincere intentions to so do; and to justify the actions of the Righteous, in putting them to death, not silly & willy nilly, like the television Third Reich; but honestly, honorably, and with paramount integrity.
As it was, is, and shall be:

So Mote It Be.