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Dog won't eat chicken mcnuggets

submitted by shitface9000 to dogs 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:37:38 ago (+22/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 15 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:19:29 ago (+15/-0)

Probably won't eat them because filthy ooga booga nigger hands touched them.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:01:38 ago (+11/-0)

That's probably true. I mean, it wipes it ass with it's tounge but nigger mitts being a bridge too far does make sense to me.

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 14:28:11 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit I needed these two comments today. Fuggin hilarious!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 10:19:50 ago (+0/-0)

I came here to say this. Not the chicken, it is the stink of the hand behind it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:24:06 ago (+6/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy goy! Eat yoar chiggum McMaggots!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:59:50 ago (+4/-0)

Not that you should eat that shit, but dogs can be picky eaters just like people.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 23:39:06 ago (+4/-0)

They sniff each other's asses. That gentle creature would tear a chicken to shreds in under a minute but something about it being processed turns it completely away? They have much more sensitive beaks than we do.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 23:56:48 ago (+3/-0)

Yet they'll still eat chocolate if you offer it to them

[ - ] drhitler 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 02:43:42 ago (+3/-0)

my GSD is so fussy, if i give her a burger she will slowly pick it apart and avoid the bits she dosnt like and eats it slowly instead of inhaling it like most dogs.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:44:15 ago (+4/-0)

Mystery meat fried in chemicals and seed oil.

I don't know if this is true of all locations, but an order of plain Buffalo Wild Wings is just chicken cooked in tallow. Earlier this week I called a location near me just to confirm, and sure enough, they use beef tallow.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 9 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:18:12 ago (+9/-0)

Thanks, marketing person from BWW

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 01:30:52 ago (+5/-0)

No problem, subliminal alcohol promoter.

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:42:10 ago (+8/-4)

It's a pitbull not a dog. I bet if he covered it in blood that pitbull would eat it.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:18:55 ago (+4/-0)

at first i thought pitpull, but then it looked like a bulldog. mix maybe idk

[ - ] No_way_oy_vey 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 02:57:33 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah its some sort of pitt mutt. Give it a baby, he'll eat!

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 05:44:25 ago (+0/-0)

Must have pit bulls on the brain, thats a staffordshire bull terrier. They come from the terrier line of dogs.

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:40:32 ago (+3/-0)

I had a dog she wouldn’t eat certain foods until you went to take it back then she ate it just so you couldn’t have it lol. I also let my dog lick a lemon once. Her face was hilarious

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 00:35:28 ago (+4/-0)

If my dog doesn't like something, like carrots for example, he'll take it politely and then walk away and drop it out of my sight. As if I didn't have to go and pick it back up again.

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 02:14:17 ago (+3/-0)

lol a well mannered pup. He wants you to know he loves you even if the gift doesn’t live up to expectations

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 03:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

The dog can smell the stuff you only notice by feeling ill after eating it.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 00:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

That's why fast food is called nog chow and not dog chow.

[ - ] DoYouEvenShit 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 18:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

I left a bag of apples and oranges in my basement by accident one time, came back 6 weeks later and they weren't decayed nor did bugs eat them. They looked mostly like they look on the shelf of the store.

[ - ] ElementalPee 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 10:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

One of my dogs is pretty crazy and eats pretty much everything. Rocks, grass, scrap wood, a hole in the drywall one time. Those are things he actually eats and swallows but he'll also chew on pretty much everything until it is in little pieces. But he's still picky with food sometimes.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

My dogs love chicken mcnuggetts.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 05:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

Dogs will eat their own vomit