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If You Don't Believe In The "Masturbation Machines"...

submitted by BulletStopper to Holohoax 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:56:41 ago (+22/-0)     (media.scored.co)

https://media.scored.co/post/5Y0OeT0ffRw3.jpeg

...that is an antisemetism!


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:18:17 ago (+9/-0)

If there was such a thing as a masturbation machine it would be invented and marketed by a kike.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:22:24 ago (+3/-0)

If there was such a thing as a masturbation machine...

Ummm...

...it would be invented and marketed by a kike.

As a matter of fact...

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 00:32:32 ago (+2/-0)

In the modern age, such things exist in abundance. And yes, it's kikes all the way down.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:02:16 ago (+1/-0)

There was a certain 'castle' in San Francisco...

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:16:13 ago (+2/-0)

Because the lebensborn program apparently needed pube hair aesthetic and genetic defects.

The absolute hubris of yids.

[ - ] The_Reunto 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:45:07 ago (+2/-0)

I'm guessing the premise is vaguely inspired by 2nd Maccabees where Jewish prisoners were fried on a giant frying pan for refusing to eat pork.

I'll let you make your own conclusions on that one.

[ - ] Glowbright 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:05:42 ago (+2/-0)

Was this built next to the death roller coaster into the giant oven or was it next the the room with the electrified floor? Was the room lit with laps with human leather shades?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

None of the above. They were the room right next to the cages holding the bears and eagles.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:35:15 ago (+1/-0)

Hopefully..Just, hopefully. Even if it was just an annoying splinter, I would laugh maniacally.

They deserve to feel all the pain they have caused for centuries. Right before they die in a split second, all of it.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:36:53 ago (+1/-0)

Well, on one wall there was a couple of strange holes, and ever so often the barrel of a shotgun would come out of one then bend and go back out the other!

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 23:01:25 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, you mean this one:
https://files.catbox.moe/nhm3c3.jpg

A classic jew, "But in my mind it was real.", moment.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 11:12:08 ago (+0/-0)

YES!That's the one!
LOL

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:37:12 ago (+0/-0)

The fuck is this shit?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 22:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty self-explanatory really:

Holstein is recaptured and subjected to Masturbation Machines. In 'Stolen Soul', Holstein talks about how Nazi doctors attempted to prove Aryan superiority by collecting jewish semen with masturbating machines that often killed their subjects.

"But we never gave in. Not really: there was that one time just before liberation but other than that we were strong. We would see the boys they put on those masturbating machines just drop, just die, right there in front of us. The absolute cruelty was beyond our belief."

You haven't ever heard this particular holohoax myth before? Wait until you hear about the bear and eagle cages, or the baby jew skeet range. Those just never get old.

In fact, if you're a jew, just HEARING about them automatically qualifies you for US taxpayer funded holohoax survivor benefits.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:26:07 ago (+0/-0)*

I don't believe any jew lies,But We are White men and women. You give us ample tools and the room to grow and it will happen.

Whispers---- Build it and you will cum

Where the fuck is my speed square...fuck! < JOKE

Drawbacks: No nagging of a wife

won't make you a sammich

won't do the God damned dishes or any other household duties.

But.... no nagging... Hmmm. This needs looking into and if you're real cool about it, you can add a cooler and a cup holder.

Grill option on back order