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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:08:58 ago (+8/-2)*

I recall a video of Musk meeting with NASA in the early days of SpaceX. And NASA basically used this meeting to make fun of him, call him an amateur, and stick to making his little cars. A reusable rocket was impossible or NASA would have them, claimed NASA. Musk looked like he was going to cry. He thought they were all space explorers, but to NASA it was just a business, and at that time they were the only game in town for getting private satellites off the ground. They even called in retired astronauts to sit in this meeting to laugh at him.

Musk said in his book that this slight was one of the driving forces behind his efforts to perfect the reusable rocket. NASA now goes to SpaceX for putting up satellites, and he’s now getting all of their former customers.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the government tried to nationalize his company. They almost did it with StarLink once they realized his network of satellites had military applications in the Ukrainian cluster fuck.

He should charge NASA double per launch, for that. It was a set up, NASA released the video of the meeting to humiliate him and scare off investors.

Musk had said that meeting was one of his greatest regrets because he smelled a rat going into it and he should have known better. His second greatest regret was that when he was prototyping the rockets, they routinely blew up. Once they had a rocket that seemed reliable, He allowed the ashes of the actor that played ‘Scotty’ on the original Star Trek to be put on the rocket for release into orbit. The rocket didn’t make orbit and crashed in the ocean. Scotty is down there somewhere; a thousand nerds wept. Musk felt really bad about that. Still gets hate mail for it.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:16:22 ago (+4/-1)

You people are fucking retarded. You really think that Elon isn't a part of the same kikes that run NASA? Do you also believe that China and India went to the moon and are going to make moon bases?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:27:40 ago (+5/-2)*

NASA wouldn’t let him rent their mothballed 40 year old launch pads to test engines. They blocked him from being able to buy materials and parts. Which turned out to be a good thing because he made his own self sufficient rocket factory which in the long run has made the rockets cheaper and faster to build. When he tried to get corporate sponsors to raise funds in the early days, that was made illegal by executive order. He was going to slap ‘Pepsi’ logos on the rockets, or whatever logo from investors. The government turned every screw to put him out of business. They weren’t partners, they were competitors. His early rockets had to launch from Central America, they wouldn’t let him launch from the US. He had to land on sea platforms, they wouldn’t let him land in the US. NASA once earned billions launching satellites, now they only get called if SpaceX is booked up.

In a thousand years, they will call this era ‘the time of Musk’. He’s worth a million ‘GetFuckedCunt’s’, and I’m not talking about his money

[ - ] McNasty 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:47:15 ago (+3/-0)

It's a really expensive movie ticket to be honest. What are they at now? 20.35 billion a year I believe. It's got to be one hell of a movie.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:19:51 ago (+2/-0)

So you really are that gullible. a) if any of that were true, the govt would still step in and seize control over starlink at minimum. if you truly think some random guy is allowed to control something like that then you have absolutely zero idea how the world works. b) it's not true, musk's shtick has always been to exploit the socialist economy of govt expenditure and he's always been involved with all the usual 'deep state' characters.

Anything that is switched from NASA to SpaceX is just a switch from the US to Israel, using a private company to skirt around any problematic naive retards who don't know who they really work for and suddenly want to alert the public, wasting their time having to go through manipulating the legal system.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:06:08 ago (+1/-1)

Musk is military industrial complex. The public face for the elites bug out plan rather than face the great natural reset in their bunkers

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:44:30 ago (+1/-2)

Musk shut down Starlink when he was told Ukraine was about to use it for sea drones to sink Russian ships in their harbor. Could have killed thousands. He didn’t want blood on his hands or play a role in an event that might start WW3. That doesn’t sound like something a MIC guy would do.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:22:29 ago (+2/-1)

Lightswitchbrains cannot comprehend nuance or detail. BAD! ALWAYS BAD! GRUG HAVE SPOKEN!

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:51:57 ago (+3/-1)

the actor that played ‘Scotty’ on the original Star Trek put be put on the rocket for release into orbit. The rocket didn’t make orbit and crashed in the ocean. Scotty is down there somewhere

I'm givin her all she's got Captain!

I can't change the laws of physics...

The jokes kinda write themselves. If Shatner's ashes had been on board, they'd be flyin high.

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:03:14 ago (+0/-1)

William Shatner is still alive, dumbass.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 08:03:41 ago (+0/-1)

I'm aware, just as you should be aware that that has no bearing on what I said. Other people seem to have understood that - take a moment to reflect upon what that says about you, then think about who's the dumbass here.

I'm sure you'll still say me, just as I'm sure you'll still be wrong.

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 10:20:05 ago (+0/-1)

You're one of those "can't be wrong" faggots, eh?

You clearly thought Shatner was dead, because that's what you wrote, dipshit.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:02:04 ago (+0/-1)

Nah man. I know Shatner actually made it to space too (while living), even without looking it up.

I mean, it's not that I can't be wrong, it's just that I say things like

I'm sure you'll still say me, just as I'm sure you'll still be wrong.

And people like you just continue to prove me right. Again, I didn't write that Shatner was dead. You, in your ironic need to be right (while accusing others, what are you a Leftist?), presumed that just to make a comment.

Now I'll congratulate you on recognizing the premise that, yes, Shatner would have to be dead in order for there to even be ashes, let alone getting them aboard with Doohan's. I now know what a big achievement that must be for you, given our brief interaction. But I never asserted that Shatner was actually dead; you projected that assertion on my statement because, frankly, that's what dumb people do. <- Again, not saying you're a dumb person (I don't tend to assume with an n of 1), but you're certainly acting the role here.

You're one of those "can't be wrong" faggots, eh?

Again, a moment for self-reflection that I'm sure you'll pass up. But maybe you're just a vampire.

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 13:40:11 ago (+0/-1)

You realize you are quoting, and responding to yourself?

You clearly made a mistake, and instead of owning your mistake, you are acting like a kike.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 13:48:51 ago (+0/-1)*

You realize you are quoting, and responding to yourself?

lol your density still continues to surprise me.

I was repeating myself. Without retyping. So I was making it perfectly clear that I'd already said something that was becoming pertinent again.

Anyway dude, I get it - you've proven yourself too stupid to engage further For the last time, I'll direct you to the others that understood my comment, so assuming they are of at least middling intelligence (I'm sure averages aren't your thing either though)... well, I just hope for your sake you're just drunk or high or something, because your English comprehension is just abysmal. Because life has to be incredibly tough otherwise.

There's been a major influx of stupidity lately - did reddit just ban another sub or something? And before you go all stupid again, let me be super explicit: Yes, I see you have a 3 year old account here, but I also understand the reddit and upgoat/voat accounts are mutually exclusive. One does not have bearing on the other. It's a concept you seem to be incapable of grasping. Sorry to be so longwinded it's just... so exceptionally, remarkably stupid.

\* and a bit of a closer glance through your comment history explains everything. Classic idiot unable to comprehend what an idiot he is. Nigger-tier intellect.

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 13:50:28 ago (+0/-1)

I have never seen someone try so hard to sound intelligent.

Fail.

edit - nice account, you sure give lots of upvoats.

[ - ] OnTime 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 16:38:30 ago (+1/-0)

PearofAnguishJuniorManager, everything you wrote checks out.

Musk was actually blessed by the government and space industry at the time dismissing his endeavors and not wanting to work with him.

Reminds me of Joseph who said to his brothers who almost killed him and fucked him over:

“As for you, you meant evil against me, but God meant it for good, to bring it about that many people should be kept alive.”
Genesis 50:20

Do you happen to have a link to that early NASA-Musk meeting / conference? I just did a quick search and wasn’t able to find anything that far back.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 20:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll look around, but it’s been awhile. That clip is at least 15 years old.

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:44:43 ago (+3/-3)

He must have really sucked that jew cock to get the leading role in the new NASA X movie. Dude, it's a script. Space is fake and gay. The guy is laughing at you. You believe he put a Tesla in space.

[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 13:59:48 ago (+1/-0)

That rogan podcast where musk smokes weed, bro.

I have an IQ of 145. I smoke weed all day, every day. I'm smoking weed, right now. Nobody can tell if I'm stoned, or not. My; coordination, speech, dexterity, and thought flow, are all still well above par when I'm stoned.

Musk immediately became a babbling moron after his first hit. He also hit it like he smokes weed with regularity, not like it was something he does once a year, so it wasn't just "dude, weed".

In that conversation, rogan comes off as having a couple points on super-genius musk.

Rogan = 120 IQ (above average)

musk = 105 IQ (average)

He's a cia corporate welfare whore, not an inventor.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:48:42 ago (+3/-0)

I thought the Russians had been doing it cheaply for decades. Or the French?

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 14:23:07 ago (+3/-0)

it deployed ebolaids in low earth orbit

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:39:38 ago (+2/-0)

It's not all that cheap, at least not yet. They have more work to do before they can recycle hardware. Booster came in way too hot and failed to light engines, probably seriously overestimated the drag it would have coming back in. RCS thrusters on Ship failed in some way as it tumbled out of control all the way into re-entry. Door didn't operate all that smoothly either. They could quickly turn it into an expendable vehicle that'd be competitive for taking stuff to orbit but until they're able to reuse the vehicles the real savings won't kick in.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

Long way to go eh

[ - ] o0shad0o -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:41:02 ago (+0/-1)

If they up the cadence of testing they may get there within the next two years. It's promising but you know the old saw about counting chickens.

[ - ] BushChuck 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 13:49:30 ago (+5/-3)

The biggest corporate welfare whore in history puts on a good show, eh?

Do you think he'll figure out how to get past the firmament, I mean "Van Allen Radiation Belts"?

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:03:30 ago (+3/-2)

I am disappointed in how stupid some people are on this otherwise excellent collection of people on this platform.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:59:02 ago (+2/-0)

Step waaaay back and take a good look at our species.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:17:31 ago (+3/-4)

Yes, you globetards that believe this shit pumped out by jewish mainstream media. You people are akin to leftists. Did you also go around wearing a mask during the covid scam like all of the NASA employees? I bet you did.

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:53:23 ago (+2/-1)

That's the weird thing about these globohomos. They all act like leftists, using circular reasoning as evidence. If they were really leftist they couldn't survive here. Lol. These people are paid shills. I have no doubt.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:24:10 ago (+0/-1)

The guy you replied to is a literal middle school dropout. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:05:06 ago (+1/-1)

Dropped out at 15, retired at 40.

Man do I feel stupid.

kek

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:21:50 ago (+0/-1)

You should. At least make the tall tales believable, retard.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 10:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

Oy vey, White men aren't allowed to retire!
kvetch, kvetch, kvetch

[ - ] the_old_ones -1 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:00:14 ago (+1/-2)

Do you think he'll figure out how to get past the firmament, I mean "Van Allen Radiation Belts"?

just stop it already, we know what radiation looks like

[ - ] BushChuck 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:05:54 ago (+2/-1)

Draw me a picture.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 05:10:08 ago (+0/-0)

~

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 20:49:47 ago (+2/-1)

Lol! There is no space. There is no orbit. Wipe the musk cum out of your drawers you faggots.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 18:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

By far the cheapest? Gonna need some real hard numbers to believe that. I think Musk is taking a loss on it for now.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 16:56:17 ago (+1/-1)

Almost every comment here attacks Musk the person with few championing his achievements. (((Who))) do you think is winning from all this division.

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:49:42 ago (+3/-3)

He is a kike puppet. He could barely keep a straight face when he was talking about the Tesla you believe is floating around in space.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:39:10 ago (+2/-2)

made it to orbit

on earth

Well which is it? Is it in orbit or is it on earth?

[ - ] the_old_ones -2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:45:50 ago (+0/-2)

you're so stupid you're not even worth talking to

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:53:58 ago (+3/-2)*

you're so stupid you're not even worth talking to

and yet... here you are.

It's a joke, big guy (I mean the post is from a guy named fuckin "Crackinjokes"). Take your estrogens and dilate.