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I fucked up big time.

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 07:55:59 ago (+68/-2)     (whatever)

Currently in the hospital with excruciating pain.
Yesterday after work i was just taking a few laps around my house on my dirt bike track. I hit a jump I made too fast, 12 o'clocked it in the air, bailed, landed on my feet and broke my femur and knee.
The thing is, I had already had both femurs and 15 other bones break when a car hit me like 7 years ago, so i have titanium rods above and below both knees already. My femur broke right above where a rod ends right at the top of my femur/below my hip.
Im so fuckin fucked. Not again. Not again. Not again. Ive been here before, felt this pain before and it fuckin sucks.
Pray for me plz.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 36 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 08:10:17 ago (+36/-0)

Fuckin idiot. Get well soon. Get off those pain killers as soon as possible. You're too old to be fuckin around like this.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 18 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 08:50:11 ago (+18/-0)

Ouch dude. Get better soon and sell the bike. It ain’t for you. I used to ride a ton. Broken back made me realize that it’s time to move on.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 12 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:51:23 ago (+13/-1)

I've been obliterated before. Took me a decade to recover in my 20's.
Pain is a mental game.
Deep breaths.
Slow deep breaths.
Don't clench up.
Relax the body.
Let the pain flow through you and leave the body through each breath.
Also it's okay to cry, just don't be a bitch about it

[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:27:58 ago (+10/-0)

Wisdom that can only have been acquired through prolonged suffering.

Thank you for being willing to share what worked for you, brother.

\Ω

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 20:42:28 ago (+2/-0)

Don't clench up.

That's the magic. Muscle relaxers can help more than narcotics pending what you damaged.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 22:07:46 ago (+2/-0)

Soma makes me shit my pants. Not even kidding, every time I take muscle relaxers I shit the bed.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 01:30:49 ago (+1/-0)

Grateful my colon is no quitter.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 12 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:06:13 ago (+12/-0)

With only one exception, every bike owner I know stopped riding after an accident. Get well and stop doing dumb shit.

[ - ] texasblood 9 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:27:09 ago (+9/-0)

With bikes it's always when and not if.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:21:03 ago (+4/-0)

and how bad

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:21:29 ago (+3/-0)

two now. including me

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 17:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

Pfft! Wannabe weekend rider pussies. I t-boned a trans am and kissed a tee top one day, got it fixed a few weeks later and back in the saddle.

That said, I'm older and wiser now and my taste for trans ams has dissipated. You should have seen the look and that faggots face when I cam barreling toward him though! Ooooh it was glorious!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 8 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:42:53 ago (+8/-0)

Sometimes men have to be reminded that they are only temporarily immortal.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 8 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:39:56 ago (+8/-0)

that sucks bro. may God give you the strength to stand up to the pain and that he will use the docs for your healing. amen

wish you a speedy recovery, bro

[ - ] ProudRebel 8 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 08:11:52 ago (+8/-0)*

Meh... orthoped's are doing some amazing work these days. They'll put you back on your feet. Also, chicks dig scars. There's a warrior like gene in some of us that requires excitement and danger. Its good for you. Stuff like riding a dirt bike keeps us sane. Hope you get back on your feet soon!!!

[ - ] dass 2 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:19:40 ago (+2/-0)

'Not so much when you walk like Quasimodo's gimp brother with zero bladder control' ...

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 14:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

Safer to go mudbogging in Big Kelso Bay.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:40:26 ago (+7/-0)

I’ve figured out how to not get fucked up or killed on a motorcycle, and that’s by not riding them anymore. You can’t choose how you’ll die but you can choose how you won’t.
I don’t pray for dummies but I do hope you come out of this ok.✌️

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:35:20 ago (+4/-0)

I didn't choose that; I was ready to fix the bike and try again after my last spill.
She-who-must-be-obeyed demanded that I not do this, because "third time's the charm!" Aww, she likes me.
So the bike is still all broken.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 21:50:55 ago (+1/-0)

I will confess,I did a pretty good wreck on my Honda 230. I fixed the bike and fixed my head about it, because my sone still needed me to ride with him. However, once we both grew out of it, I sold the bike. Previously sold may last street bike just the same.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 21:50:19 ago (+0/-1)

I will confess,I did a pretty good wreck on my Honda 230. I fixed the bike and fixed my head about it, because my sone still needed me to ride with him. However, once we both grew out of it, I sold the bike. Previously sold may last street bike just the same.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:48:48 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:56:24 ago (+3/-0)

Thats what Im gonna do

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:57:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:36:25 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit, I didn't know they made diesel ones!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 16:03:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 17:35:57 ago (+1/-0)

Oh you'd be surprised at how many things like that bush cuck claims to have, always conveniently relating to what's being discussed. It's as though they're being pulled directly out of his ass 🤔

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:25:38 ago (+5/-0)

oh man. Prayers your way. That is a terrible injury. You have a long road ahead but push and you will be good. Shit happens. I got fucked up like that out of the blue quite a few times. Guys like us like to play so once in a while we have to pay. I have that thrill seeker gene too and it sucks but I like the rush.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:22:18 ago (+4/-0)

Shit, that sounds horrific. Take it easy from now on.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2 monthsMar 16, 2024 13:27:49 ago (+0/-0)

I stopped after 10 stitches my knee where the cut was 2mm from a bleed-out-while-you-wait artery

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:03:58 ago (+4/-1)

Great, so now you are going to be on your ass, posting on voat and we have to see even more of your bullshit?

[ - ] clymer 3 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:18:35 ago (+3/-0)

No more dirt bikes for me. Have owned YZ, KX, KDX, XT ..no more, just too fucking old. When you're on a dirt bike, you WILL want to be throttling the power band, lifting the front end off the ground, listen to that braaaap and test the limits of the response, just too tempting to resist. I have to get up and work to make a buck, pay bills. That sounds like a serious fucking break. Heal fast. (My moniker was lifted from a clymer motorcycle repair guide, LOL)

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:09:54 ago (+4/-1)

Points

HA ha

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 03:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

I stubbed my toe really hard the other day. Hurt pretty bad too.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:34:15 ago (+2/-0)

Praying for a speedy recovery, you dumbass 😊
Good luck and God bless.

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:31:46 ago (+2/-0)

ok i'll pray. i have similar leg and knee problems so i can sympathize with the pain

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 20:47:16 ago (+1/-0)

Pray for me plz

Done Broham.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 18:08:48 ago (+1/-0)

If you put your broken bones under the pillow, the Nigger Fairy will show up and eat your chicken.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 18:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

You gonna stop doing dumb risky shit?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 22:00:07 ago (+0/-0)

Whaaat? That would be gay!

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 16:05:50 ago (+1/-0)

you'll be fine. use the time wisely. read and study.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 17:35:54 ago (+1/-0)

I don't give advice cause I'm the last one to take it but this is good advice.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 14:00:15 ago (+1/-0)

I feel so lucky to have ridden since 1977 and never broke a bone.
Out of 11 bikes , only one was dedicated street bike. That was the only one I went off the road unintentionally on. No damage to me.

I feel for you, I do know broken bones and extreme pain also.

The things I would do at 55 years old, I won't even try anymore at 65.
Still have motorcycles though 💪🏻👍🏻

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 13:51:38 ago (+1/-0)

Get well soon. Everything happens for a reason. You just have to figure out what the lesson is.

Rub dirt on it. Take a lap.

[ - ] Xantha 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:55:34 ago (+1/-0)

Wiped out on my supernaked in late january. luckily i only tumble dried my body instead of rapid spinned on the pavement. lost traction on my back wheel mid turn on an asphalt road where they put new tar binder on top and did it wrong. I didnt break anything, but i rashed myself and my bike. Took me all of February for the road rash to heal, because i am a part time squiddly who doesnt wear gear half the time. at least i didnt catch fire this time like my last crash a few years ago. bike wrecks blow big donkey balls man. hang in there, its easy to be overwhelmed and just whirling inside, just take it one day at a time.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah you did

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:20:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry to hear that man. I just got back on my Harley this week after 3 weeks in the hospital and 7 weeks in a wheelchair.

I'm not walking great but I'm doing OK. I will pray for you. Its important to keep your spirits up. The pain will ease.

Keep me posted.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:15:55 ago (+1/-0)*

This won't make you feel any better. A long time ago I was riding some 250cc bike along a dirt road directly beside the railroad tracks. Very dusty, so I could barely see the guys ahead of me. Also couldn't see that 'some dumbass' had left one of the ties 8 feet too long, so the road jogged around that before coming back to hug the tracks.

It was tall too, a good 2 feet or so. That was where the bike stopped abruptly and I began my flight. Was 48 feet from the railroad tie to the first scrapes in the dirt where I landed. Had a concussion and some bruises, and found my undamaged glasses off to the side. Lost a lot of interest in riding right there.

My one broken bone was from the pressure wave of an M-80, and after they made my thumb look like a thumb again I stopped letting those go off in my hand too.

Anyway, get well soon ya retard.

But for the grace of God... https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/accident

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:10:26 ago (+1/-0)

When I saw bike, I thought Neri.

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 12:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

Feel better. I've wrecked a few.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:23:00 ago (+1/-0)

next time you decide to destroy yourself, you should bake a cake for your friends and make sure they eat it before you go.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:33:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah this is why I stopped riding. Went down twice, because I was too stupid to learn from the first time. I really really miss it.

Good luck though, praying for you. But also, quit with the two wheelers if you love your family. It's not worth it. You'd be safer doing meth.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:03:51 ago (+1/-0)

I still have a scar on my head from when I was riding a bicycle without a helmet and flipped over. Needed to get stitches and instead of getting a new helmet, I stopped riding bikes.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:55:25 ago (+2/-1)

shake it off pussy

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:13:47 ago (+3/-1)

*Walk it off. HAHAHAHAHA

[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 01:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, man that's rough. You can get through this though. I have faith in you.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 2 monthsMar 15, 2024 01:19:16 ago (+0/-0)

OMG man. We'll be here for you where we can (as long as you're fighting the Jew from your wheelchair and still showing up at those anti semitic rallies).

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 23:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

It's okay to accept Oxy, just be prepared to quit it or be a homeless junkie.

[ - ] Bidenguy666 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 23:06:59 ago (+0/-0)

OP I am sending thots and prayers your way now.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 22:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hey man don’t fuck around with the pain killers too much. If you’re gonna be taking them for a while try Kratom. It does the same shit pretty much but way less addicting.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 17:32:55 ago (+0/-0)

Just 🐝 yourself 😉

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 17:30:38 ago (+0/-0)

I too recently experienced excruciating pain from the consequences of my own actions, but at least I got a baby out of it. Maybe you can meet a hot nurse from this and do the same.

I'm sorry and hope you feel better soon.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

You dumbass. I fucking miss doing retarded shit like that and I am taking this as a cautionary tale.

Also, get the fuck better right away. I COMMAND IT!

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:27:47 ago (+0/-0)

That sucks dude. Hope you get well fast. Maybe not take risks? Just kidding, get back on that horse.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:17:59 ago (+0/-0)

Praying for you. That sounds relentlessly shitty. Don't take too many drugs

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 14:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

:grimace: My worst break was twisting my left tibia til complete fracture.

I pray for a speedy recovery for you. God bless you, my guy.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 14:20:35 ago (+0/-0)

If you’re full of pins and rods, maybe don’t be trying to jump your dirt bike around. Build birdhouses instead.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 14:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

Woops. Kind of sounds like you should've known better. I've never broken a bone... probably just a coincidence though, right?

[ - ] Antropomorphic 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 13:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

Eat more rubber, you obviously need it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 13:42:57 ago (+0/-0)

Get well...and after you've recovered take the wings off your bike, they're not made for flight

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 13:40:15 ago (+0/-0)

Don't forget to recycle that titanium!

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 13:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

I prayed for you, faggot. I prayed that you have a speedy recovery and that you grow a brain and stop doing stupid shit that is going to come back to haunt you in 30 years when you get old and your joints ache.

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 13:04:33 ago (+0/-0)

Ouch. Well, focus on your recovery. This too shall pass. Make sure you get plenty of good nutritious food, lots of red meat, eggs, nutrient dense veges like green beans, etc. Just feed your body everything it'll need to recover, and give it time and attention. Our mindset has an unbelievable influence on things like this. You'll be back on your feet before long. We're going to need your help tossing jews into the ovens.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:06:52 ago (+0/-0)

Pray to St.Travis Pastrana for healing

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:29:44 ago (+0/-0)

Get an ebike

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:38:10 ago (+0/-0)

You just sadistically want his house to burn down!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 19:22:18 ago (+0/-0)

I charge mine in the shed

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:12:29 ago (+0/-0)

Praying for you.

Perhaps consider pain as just notifying of damage if that helps, and some may be erroneous.

Even if you were not doing that action it could have happened another way.

At some point you will be pain free.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Barfcock19 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:59:33 ago (+0/-0)

😬

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:26:07 ago (+1/-1)

God takes you around mountains till you get it
I'm just saying......

[ - ] RMGoetbbels -1 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 17:31:54 ago (+0/-1)

Hahaha faggot! Play stupid games..........

[ - ] Isaacjan -1 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:10:34 ago (+2/-3)

Every single retard ive ever known with a motorcycle has fucked themselves up. You honestly deserve it. It cannot be so much fun riding your shitty little dirtbikes that youre happy to fuck yourselves up over and over again and keep doing it.

No sympathy, get fucked idiot.

[ - ] JustALover -3 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 10:48:13 ago (+1/-4)

So you voluntarily engage in dangerous activities for fun, and now you want us to ask benevolent sky creature - that willingly let this happen to you - to help you heal so you can continue engaging in stupid activities for fun and not for hunger or to keep a roof over your head?

You know what? I'm going to grant your wish.

I wish your god will heal you so you can ride another bike, but this time crash into a nice wall rendering you a semi-vegetable for the rest of your life, hopefully paralyzed enough to not be able to move by yourself but conscious enough of what you chose to do for entertainment that got you there.

[ - ] Weredawg 4 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:02:31 ago (+4/-0)

I'm sorry your wife and mom ran off with a biker. Know we're not all out to hurt you. Just most of us.

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