Canadian police tell residents to leave their car keys near the front door so when thieves break in they get them easily and hopefully leave. - Upgoat

Canadian police tell residents to leave their car keys near the front door so when thieves break in they get them easily and hopefully leave.
submitted by allAheadFull to ClownWorld 1 monthMar 14, 2024 04:02:06 ago (+46/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/r5ew0g.mp4

Which way White man?

[ - ] NoRefunds 19 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 07:50:18 ago (+19/-0)

And the cops they show are a nigger and a sand nigger woman.

"HELLO POLICE? THERE ARE SOME MEN HERE DENYING THE HOLOCAUST AND MISGENDERING ME, PLEASE HURRY!"

You bet your ass they will deploy the swat team for that.

[ - ] chrimony 19 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 04:31:57 ago (+19/-0)

They should be handing out shotguns instead.

[ + ] Hosagawa

[ - ] Hosagawa 5 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 11:07:09 ago (+5/-0)

They recently banned new handgun sales and made it a crime to buy, sell or have many of the world’s most-popular firearms.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 13:16:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:12:54 ago (+1/-0)

Shot guns, zip ties and curb stomps will send a message to the enrichment.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 12 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 09:51:17 ago (+12/-0)

Just give the black demons all your stuff, goyim!

Imagine living like that. Fuckin cowards. every jew on Earth should be arrested

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 10 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 07:48:56 ago (+10/-0)

And of course the cops walking around talking to residents are comprised of a useless nigger and a hijabitch sand nigress. Fuck this gay city.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:15:02 ago (+0/-0)

TIL Sydney is Torontos middle eastern shithole sistah city.

[ - ] Peleg 8 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 08:04:09 ago (+8/-0)

They should be handing out shotguns, free ammo, and giving them somewhere to practice.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:16:01 ago (+1/-0)

The practice is openly walking around calling you racist.

[ - ] Prairie 8 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 08:00:15 ago (+8/-0)

Leave fake fobs at the front door. Gives you time to get your "tools" ready for them.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

👍 I like the cut of yer jib.

[ - ] eongoat 8 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 06:36:30 ago (+8/-0)

Send out the Auxiliary Cops to be on the news.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 04:10:28 ago (+0/-0)

@BushChuck the leaf

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 5 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 04:44:17 ago (+5/-0)

😞

[ - ] drstrangergov 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 10:46:19 ago (+4/-0)

Wasted effort. Bullets are cheaper and more permanent.

[ - ] Version6 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 09:17:24 ago (+4/-0)

What a bunch fuckin pussies.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

We dont callem maplesyrupniggers for nothing.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 04:54:02 ago (+3/-0)

If you bunker down or prep you are a Nazi weirdo, unless the party tells you to then its ok trust to science.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 15:15:08 ago (+2/-0)

Toronto police ... giving honest advice? This must be a psyop.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 14:08:44 ago (+2/-0)

Indeed, which way White Man ?
Accommodate the "new normal" and get used to South African style of hardening the target and living in a constant state defensive position, or, confront the enemy and drive them from our shores ?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 13:55:51 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like to play a game here and see how many times you can kick a door like that and straight up get shot. It wouldn't be long.

I live in one of those areas eurofags pout about when they cry about Americans being armed to the teeth. It's not Texas either.

and it's really safe.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:23:06 ago (+0/-0)

As I was watching the enrichment try to knock down another door of oppression.
I'd already of shot 2 of em through the door. While another shot gun behind me unloaded on the other 2 while I reloaded.

But that's racist. So just do as the jewcops tell you and leave your keys at the front door cuz dassawl dey wonts jess gibz dem deyt!

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2024 12:23:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'd already of shot 2 of em through the door.

"2 of em." Uh-huh. Okay, I gotta call bullshit on this one.

Because everybody knows goddamm good and well that the only thing that would have been left on your front porch after the very FIRST shot would have been little piles of shit and scattered pairs of nike sneakers.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2024 22:40:16 ago (+1/-0)

Fair call.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 12:30:37 ago (+2/-0)

I live in the free state of Florida. Intruders like that will be met with deadly force.

DEUS VULT!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

Also pedos were warned if they FA they will FO.

Disney how's that workin out for you?

[ - ] Jinglebanger 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 21:11:56 ago (+1/-0)

Why would I want them to leave? How will I have my fun if they run away?

[ - ] feminismisculturedeath 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 17:03:37 ago (+1/-0)

The San Fransisco plan. Soon your city can be "world class" as well. Before long you'll be able to lie to yourself that there's no poop on the ground nor needles just like the real thing!

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 14:03:05 ago (+1/-0)

4200 vehicles stolen In that area in one year.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:18:22 ago (+0/-0)

Chiraq your thoughts?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 13:57:37 ago (+1/-0)*

And a voice comes out of the dark...

"The car keys are all the way back here, Sunshine. With us."

"Come get them."

muffled laughter

(Actually, the question isn't, "How did you get all the way out here to the house?" It's, "How do you plan to get back out again?")

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:19:35 ago (+1/-0)

If communities were actually that close knit and looked out for eachother these bastions of diversity and inclusion would never attempt to enter the neighborhood.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 23:35:43 ago (+2/-0)

I have a backhoe with an auger attachment.

Any niggers seen on the grounds with malice in their hearts will never be seen again, unless and until Gabriel's trumpet summons them from 10 feet down, where they will have been standing on their heads the whole time while they've been waiting.

[ + ] allAheadFull

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 02:48:53 ago (+1/-0)

I too, hope to some day own a backhoe with many attachments.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2024 12:51:02 ago (+1/-0)

own a backhoe with many attachments.

I got it used at an estate sale. The augur happened to come with it. Very useful for setting posts (and what-not) in caliche soil.

See it in your heart and it will be so.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2024 21:55:06 ago (+0/-0)

Nothin wrong wit havin back hoez espshully wen dem front hoez be frontin gnome seyin?!

[ - ] anrach 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 11:14:08 ago (+1/-0)

layers of travesty

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:26:16 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like Mexican food.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 10:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

The UN 2030 goal is to have most people not driving. Sounds like they're poking at it good and hard.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:26:55 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like they're poking at it good and hard.

That's what she said.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 04:13:31 ago (+1/-0)

You can pry my keys from my cold dead fingers. I dare you.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 6 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 04:39:32 ago (+6/-0)

No man you got it backwards, you are the one prying your keys from their dead fingers, after they gave you enough reason to go full Mozanbique on them.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 13:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

Rigor mortis ass nigga gimme mai keys biiiatch!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

Deyz jess barrinupawn deyz coor sew dey kan gibs joedinz sew dey kanz stoort skahoolin cuz dey fewcha dawktah eeen injunurrz eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! Gnome seyin?!

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 12:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

no one here will follow that policy

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 11:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

Let me guess, security doors are against code.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2024 19:29:57 ago (+0/-0)

Crimsafe

These commercials always made me laugh but if anyone wants me to to start exporting them I got a connect.

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