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Two haitians were eating Amy Schumer.

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 00:20:54 ago (+51/-0)     (whatever)

One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

The other one goes, 'No'.


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[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 22:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair, they don’t have proper ovens….

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 18:10:22 ago (+0/-0)

Flawless victory.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 16:54:30 ago (+0/-0)

The meat could be "funny" while being no laughing matter.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 14:16:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 20:48:14 ago (+0/-0)

I saw Haiti once from the border. I was on vacation. Those assholes in the Dominican Republic made me steal cause they would say “you take, you take, you come back tomorrow.” I would say I don’t it over and over. They would practically push me out the door with whatever it was. So I just kept it. Cause fuck them you know. I said no dick head.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 09:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

then they all got food poisoning and ded.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 07:28:44 ago (+3/-1)

You know who else sucks? Bert Kreisher

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 07:57:43 ago (+1/-0)

He is good live

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 08:39:38 ago (+3/-0)

Better dead

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 13:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

his early stuff was great. the bit about the mexican kid in the elevator was good.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 20:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

I hate his guts. I hope he dies. I don’t actually hate him that much but if he died I would think ok cool.

[ - ] Barfcock19 6 points 1.3 yearsMar 14, 2024 06:23:54 ago (+6/-0)

How could pork be kosher?