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Windows copilot wannabe AI locks you out and forces you to apologize or change the subject if you ask it ''Were you programmed by a street shitter?''

submitted by Rotteuxx to whatever 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 16:10:09 ago (+38/-0)     (whatever)

Just saw that gay looking icon on my work pc, clicked on it and asked it how I could delete it.

The first answer was a bogus ''go in apps, select software and uninstall'' except it doesn't show up in the list.

So I reply: ''That was a useless answer. Copilot does not appear in the list of apps. How do I get rid of you?''

It comes back with a registry path to delete except said path doesn't exist at all.

So I reply: ''Copilot does not appear in the registry where you said it would''

I gives me the exact same answer it did previously with a wrong registry path.

So I ask it: '' Were you programmed by a street shitter?''

It replied: ''I’m here to provide a positive and respectful environment. Let’s keep our conversation constructive. If you have any other questions or need assistance with something else, feel free to ask.''

Except that the typing field is now greyed out and I can't type anything in it unless I appologize or tell it I'm changing the subject, picrel: https://files.catbox.moe/dl9a55.png



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[ - ] NoRefunds 11 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 17:25:00 ago (+11/-0)

I deployed a registry key via w32 apps in intune to kill it

Here's the key if you want it

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

; Disable Copilot button on taskbar
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced]
"ShowCopilotButton"=dword:00000000

; Disable Copilot service for current user
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot]
"TurnOffWindowsCopilot"=dword:00000001

; Disable Copilot service for all users
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot]
"TurnOffWindowsCopilot"=dword:00000001

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 6 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:57:24 ago (+6/-0)

If anyone is interested, I keep a spreadsheet with over a hundred rows of registry keys to modify/remove in Windows 10. Working on a Windows 11 version.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:30:57 ago (+4/-0)

Please link that to a torrent to pastebin.

[ - ] shadowwolf225 3 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:57:22 ago (+3/-0)

yes plz, pastebin is probably the best way to share

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:47:03 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks a lot faggot, I'm doing that tomorrow!

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 12:59:25 ago (+1/-0)

I entered those this morning, rebooted & it disappeared.

4 hours later a bing tool bar forcibly appeared on the right edge of the screen with copilot as the first icon on top.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 16:39:01 ago (+0/-0)

Probably a windows update kicked it back on, just enter the reg keys agajn

[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 17:15:10 ago (+11/-0)

So that's a yes.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 9 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 17:10:27 ago (+9/-0)

Yeah probably was programmed by a street-shitter, with a jewish supervisor.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:41:54 ago (+5/-0)

TIL Copilot is a subverting AI jew.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 18:58:18 ago (+5/-0)

Are you French Canadian? That apology might just be a system default for every conversation.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

Soary? Please ask me aboot maple syrup. As I've bean updating yoar system. 🍁

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 00:42:29 ago (+0/-1)

"So you're with AA eh?"

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:53:49 ago (+1/-1)

French Canadians pioneered racism & intolerance in Canada while anglos cried for multiculturalism & tolerance, you might be onto something.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

That's not true at all lmao. The Anglos slaughtered the red skin maggots. The French fucked them and created the metis mongrel race.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:03:21 ago (+0/-0)

Anglos created halfbreed niggers that destroy everything and rape & kill their descendants.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:08:53 ago (+0/-0)

There was no nigger loving by anglos until well after free victorian era. French had been fucking redskins for a few centuries by then. Indeed, the French colonies in Africa had the highest rates of interracial sex as well. Sickening if you really think about it.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:21:25 ago (+0/-0)

French workers raiding natural ressources fucked their slave labor's women & left.

Burgers fucked niggers to mate & kept them around to live with em happily ever after.

KeK

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 23:04:35 ago (+0/-0)

Nooooo lol the metis are very much welcome and valued in French Canadian society. The frogs will fuck anything. The English have standards

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 01:23:28 ago (+0/-0)

I spent my childhood travelling all over Western Canada.
It wasn't until I was 19 years old that I saw a nigger in real life.

Until a few years ago, the only way you could ever see a nigger in Canada was to go to Quebec or Toronto.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 17:50:03 ago (+6/-1)

Microsoft was known to be "the evil empire" back in the 80s.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 5 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 18:51:51 ago (+5/-0)*

No... It wasn't.
The 'Evil Empire' phrase was first coined by Ronald Reagan in reference to the Soviet Union during his first term.
You're talking about the later rehash of the term due to pushback the company received in the late-90's over it's anti-competitive practices regarding the bundling of their new Internet Explorer browser and not the vastly more popular Netscape Navigator.
IBM was a much bigger deal in the 1980's than Microsoft.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:09:34 ago (+2/-0)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15741381

I was silly-con valley adjacent back in the 80s too, and microsoft was often called the evil empire by the techies I knew. In the mid 80s, you could find us reading 68000 technical manuals at https://www.margaritavillecapitola.com/ or putzing with assembly.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

That's great but you're still off by a full decade.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:50:14 ago (+1/-0)

Mid 80s.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:59:26 ago (+0/-0)*

K.

[ - ] Love240 4 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:48:47 ago (+4/-0)

How does it respond to being called a nigger? This is important.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 5 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:51:18 ago (+5/-0)

I'm not apologizing to it so someone else will have to find out for us.

[ - ] dass 4 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:12:42 ago (+4/-0)

Lol, ' But i did have breakfast ...'

[ - ] DieselForever 4 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 18:44:42 ago (+4/-0)

🐧

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 4 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:45:57 ago (+4/-0)

The worst part is I used to run ubuntu at work with working network printers & all but I left the company for a few months and my replacement convinced the owner only Microsoft was safe to use... back to retardation & an extra slow work flow.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 20:43:21 ago (+2/-0)

Invite him to a cliff edge photoshoot on a windy day

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

Pfff, we do industrial work mostly, I could have him fall into a confined space anytime... but he's an awesome welder :/

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:20:18 ago (+1/-0)

Was your replacement a disgusting smelly street shitter?

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:37:25 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, just a normie too scared to go against the flow.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 23:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

next to a robot asking me how my day is, apologizing to a bot seems like the most useless thing ever.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

This is exactly why I am focusing a lot of time on OS/2 (ArcaOS) and DOS. To get a system together that I can control (at least for the most part). When I get this new PC built, it'll be Linux and VM's for Windows that I have to run for the day to day shit.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

Supposedly if you want to get rid of it without essentially "hacking" the machine you have to pro. So basically getting rid of this is completely impossible for the average user. I mean WTF

[ - ] autotic 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

I have bad news for you. You got rid of the AI but did nothing to the built-in keylogger in Microsoft OSes.

And to the folks who say use Apple, they have keyloggers too and even OSX either does or soon will scan all of the images on your hard drive under the excuse of "looking for CP".

Linux or *BSD. Almost anything else is no go.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:35:32 ago (+1/-0)

If you tell it to delete itself it will report you as committing a hate crime to the Department of Canadian Heritage and Public Safety Canada.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:43:15 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:09:46 ago (+1/-0)*

Oof. tfw you crack a sardonic joke but it doesn't come close to the horror of actual reality.

The Bill would create a new process for Canadians to report instances of online speech directed at them is discriminatory, with a quasi-judicial tribunal ordering fines up to $50,000, and up to $20,000 paid to complainants, who in some cases would remain anonymous. Findings would be based on a mere “balance of probabilities” standard rather than the criminal standard of proof beyond a reasonable doubt;

The Bill would increase the maximum sentence for “advocating genocide” from five years in prison to life in prison. That means words alone could lead to life imprisonment;

The Bill would allow judges to put prior restraints on people who they believe on reasonable grounds may commit speech crimes in the future;

The Bill would require social media companies to “minimize the risk that users of the service will be exposed to harmful content” with the threat of massive fines if they don’t properly mitigate the risk;

This would basically allow political activists and politburo goon squads to essentially bankrupt and imprison their opposition whilst enriching themselves and doing all of this under the cover of state enforced anonymity.

Fucking hell. Seems like politicide is a rational response at this point. After all, it's abundantly clear that this is what they have planned for you and every other normal person who doesn't want to worship gay, retarded, niggers and sacrifice their children to Moloch on behalf of jews. All for a sliver of hope that they will be left alone; which will never happen. Obviously.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:36:18 ago (+1/-0)*

Things are getting pretty fun up here, Trudeau just said he wouldn't rule out arresting a provincial premier if he refuses to enforce the next carbon tax hike.

Then you have arabs protesting for Palestine everywhere, everyday.

Pajeets, punjabis & kalistanis increasingly being an obvious problem on the roads, in organized crime and with their 3rd world feuds. Meanwhile the chosen next PM is campaigning with their dicks in his mouth...

Tent cities popped up in every medium sized or bigger city last year, interest rates & "inflation" are destroying more lives everyday.

Oh... then all the chink controlled politicians are coming to light, corrupt & criminal RCMP stories coming out left & right, the military is literally in shambles... and the natives are getting uppity.

Pretty sure the keg will blow up here & land in the States tbh.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 22:47:30 ago (+1/-0)*

One thing is for certain; the longer it takes the worse it's going to be. Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension is probably just the tip of the iceberg before it's all said and done regardless the outcome. Eternal, soul-grinding debasement of slavery for the masses or some other unpredictable outcome that could run the gamut from utter destruction to colonizing space. I must say that I am rather pessimistic when it comes to the nature of mankind and its prospects for the future.

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

Eternal, soul-grinding debasement of slavery for the masses
rather pessimistic when it comes to the nature of mankind and its prospects for the future

Now why in the hell, would I want to remain attached to a society that was about to do this to itself (and me)?
I'm no deserter, some fights can't be won with sidearm. and some fights aren't worth fighting at all.

Take a good hard look at the world we've made and tell me one good reason not to leave it laying in the mud. What bizarre sense of responsibility to the horde could possibly convince me to remain "on-board" with the status quo when things are so completely broken from top to bottom?

Abandon Clown World, seek the light https://i.imgflip.com/8j84wj.jpg

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

pajeets can't code right.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 23:09:35 ago (+0/-0)

sounds exactly what conspirologist would do, actually

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 20:07:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yep! That is just like a conversation you might have with conspiropajeet on here.
It's GOT to be programmed by a street shitter.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:10:31 ago (+0/-0)

check out the github copilot, it must be massively different because nothing like that happens to me. $10/month and I never have to write a nested recursive loop out again. I wouldn't say it codes for you, cuz I wont let it, but that "hit tab to write the next 12 lines" is schweeeeet.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 08:41:36 ago (+0/-0)

The same happened to me this morning. I do NOT want this shit, but don't know how to delet.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 11:55:17 ago (+0/-0)

I manually entered the 3 registry keys into regedit from the top comment, rebooted & it's gone from the taskbar...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 15:45:52 ago (+0/-0)

I right-click and delet from taskbar, but it's still in the drive

[ - ] BrokenVoat 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 04:04:36 ago (+0/-0)

Dump win11, and if your not the manager trick your manager saying something "wrong" to copilot.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 00:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

On the plus side, this means that the AI Jew knows what a street shitter is.

[ - ] IsraelRespecter 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 00:33:19 ago (+0/-0)

Apologize, cuck.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 00:31:50 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking cunt probably reported you to the woke police too

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 00:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

"I do not apologize for my previous content, you fucking emotionless robot AI!"

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 23:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

Install Gentoo; problem solved.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 21:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

I asked if it was programmed by a bronze skinned metis and it said yes! We can mark this post as SOLVED now, it all makes sense.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 19:49:19 ago (+2/-2)

Get a Mac.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 09:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

wtf... no