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Do you use your pockets?
submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:32:36 ago (+13/-0) (whatever)

I do. I found a harmonica in one this morning. Made today's morning dog walk just a bit more enjoyable.

Use em or lose em boys.

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[ - ] drstrangergov 6 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:38:00 ago (+6/-0)

I use your pockets

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 5 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:51:41 ago (+5/-0)

Omg me too!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:22:17 ago (+1/-0)

HAND OFF MY WALLET!

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:29:29 ago (+1/-0)

I dindu nuffin. You jus rayciss genst we wifolk.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:34:10 ago (+1/-0)

Our diverse government at work.

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:36:34 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah who says duh gubmint ineffective? Dey done a reel thorough jerb for shore. Stole a whole dam lection!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 21:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

Git dem jewnubz uppout mah kneeshortz nigggaa diss ain noe preesun!

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 23:56:03 ago (+0/-0)

Lol jewnubs

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 23:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

Lol jewnubs

[ - ] con77 5 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:42:21 ago (+5/-0)

Wallet, phone, extra mag, knife, pepper gel.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:51:15 ago (+3/-1)

No flashlight? No chapstick? No extra tampon??

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 14:51:44 ago (+2/-0)

I keep your mom in the trunk

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 15:08:55 ago (+3/-0)

Must be a big trunk.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 21:32:40 ago (+1/-0)

Takes a bus, train and 2 ROUND trip tickets to get on her good side.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 14:48:43 ago (+0/-0)

The extra tampon isn’t meant for you, I’m assuming. Your wife must really love you.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:53:46 ago (+0/-0)

No peanut butter to go with that jelly?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 21:31:44 ago (+0/-0)

The pepper gel for the Mexican food?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:52:40 ago (+4/-0)

Yes.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:45:45 ago (+1/-0)

Top contender for the stupidest question to ask men.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 21:34:11 ago (+0/-0)

Do you fuck with that thing?

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 13:48:44 ago (+4/-0)

Yes. I love pants and shorts with more than the standard 4 pockets. Even just one extra pocket makes a world of difference.

[ - ] jsac 2 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 15:29:39 ago (+2/-0)

I use your moms meat pocket.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 15:35:47 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you're using a pocket protector.

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 15:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

So many goats have run that train, it's now a snot pocket.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:56:36 ago (+1/-0)

Wallet, keys, gun, phone, headphones, extra roll doggie bags, leatherman, and all the other random shit for whatever I'm fixing/maintaining for that day.

I'll find random bits and sockets in the pockets from time to time. It's rare when I don't account for all my tools at the end of the day, but those long summers days can take it out of ya.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 21:40:01 ago (+1/-0)

Zip ties, hose clamps, sockets, thread tape, pipe cutters, socket wreches, vice grips, needle nose pliers, flat and Phillips heads, self tapping screws, super glue, speed tape, electrical tape, 1/4in to 1/2in tubing, thin grip monkey wrech, wide grip monkey wrench, Ford wrench, pipe wrench...

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 13:30:19 ago (+0/-0)

You mostly just described what's in my carrybag.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 14, 2024 22:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

I hoid you paint houses.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 16:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

EDC

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 21:33:34 ago (+0/-0)

Every dead Californian?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2 monthsMar 12, 2024 15:53:15 ago (+1/-1)

I was there walking my dog with Nosferatjew. It certainly did make the dog walk more enjoyable, but he left out the good part. This is what really happened. (sorry buddy, this is too a good of a story not to share, even if it embarrasses you)

Nosferatjew: "Hey look, this dog we've been petting had a harmonica in his mouth."

Me: "That's not his mouth, that's his ass."

Nosferatjew: "Oh, well then he's certainly not going to like the treat i just gave him."

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week poorly ripping off Leslie Nielsen jokes.

[ + ] drstrangergov

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 monthsMar 13, 2024 13:32:15 ago (+0/-0)

Shirley you jest.