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How to fend off a bear attack

submitted by shitface9000 to bears 1 monthMar 12, 2024 13:29:32 ago (+47/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/kvrdkv.mp4



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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 7 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 13:40:17 ago (+7/-0)

And that's why I wear brown pants any time I venture into the wild.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 14:48:55 ago (+4/-0)

I bring two pairs of brown pants, just in case I shit the first one. 😁

[ - ] BloodyComet 6 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 14:52:17 ago (+6/-0)

This is supposed to be effective at scaring away a lot of dangerous predators. Here's a similar video where a fucking gorilla is charging a British soldier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujmrcF0ZxU

Predators seem to be able to make very basic "risk/reward" calculations. When they rush at a potential prey animal, and that prey animal shows no fear- rather, it stands up real tall and starts making really loud noises, it's like the predator thinks "Hmm, it's not running away, maybe it could kill me?" The last think a predator wants is a brutal fight- a broken leg could mean death for a predator in the wild.

The ending was fucking funny, too, hahaha.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 13:50:49 ago (+5/-0)

A bears heart beats 8 times a minute.
Even if you shoot it in the heart it can live long enough to kill you.

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 14:01:24 ago (+3/-0)

Lol. Had to check, and yes 8 bpm when hibernating; so probably not gonna be charging you with that heartrate :)
“a summer bear’s heart beat can range from 40 to 50 beats per minute; during hibernation, it drops to 8 to 19 beats per minute.”
Bear Hibernation: Facts and Myths from the Den | Outdoor Life https://www.outdoorlife.com/hunting/bear-hibernation-denning-facts/

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 14:48:46 ago (+1/-0)

I knew it had to be hibernating heart rate. There's no way 8 beats per minute would be enough to pump blood through a huge animal like that to keep it conscious, hahaha.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 16:47:31 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, 40-50 sounds about right. 40BPM is a human athlete's resting rate, most folk run 60-80, fat and diseased even higher.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 19:36:38 ago (+1/-0)

70-90bpm during moderate activity

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 23:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

thats why you use a high caliber handgun like a magnum 500 to kill a bear, because the shockwave it creates makes all the small blood vessels burst. instant death.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 13:34:46 ago (+5/-0)

How to beat a larger opponent: Just start screaming JEWS DID 911 AND ARE THE SYNAGOGUES OF SATAN!!!

[ - ] con77 5 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 13:47:49 ago (+5/-0)

That'll get you arrested in Florida

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 20:19:19 ago (+1/-0)

Not Floristeinman.

Just claim yid when accused of yiddiocy like they claim hooowyte when needing more tax payer money to launder through Ukraine.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 21:19:39 ago (+1/-0)

You will win the lottery if you get a good civil rights lawyer.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 16:01:33 ago (+2/-0)

That'll send a pack of jews running! LOL.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 17:08:01 ago (+4/-0)

HA...I have to throw in a little story about a time a few years back when I was sitting in my "bear area" and my recently deceased neighbor was walking over to sit with me...out of nowhere an adolescent bruin came barrelling full tilt out of the bush to the right of him and was headed right for him in what I even thought was going to be an attack, my neighbor is frozen in his tracks, you're not going to outrun a charging bear, I'm watching but something held me back from drawing my .44mag, and that bear brushed his leg as it barreled by him...the bear was running after another bear that was not part of our clan....a minute later bear comes to sit with us and is hounding buddy for treats, buddy is sitting in his chair and bear has his big paw on his knee as it's munching down peanuts that buddy's feeding him...buddy and I spoke about that he said that he wasn't feared of anything because there was no reason for the bear to be aggressive but it was somewhat perplexing...was I ever glad that I didn't pull that .44...and that's the story.

[ - ] dass 4 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 21:21:41 ago (+4/-0)

Nice. I would've taken out the round and put it in a case with a plaque -'Here is the I almost got one bullet'.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2024 01:34:57 ago (+1/-0)

@dass...that would have been an exceptionally good idea at the time...good one.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 20:22:41 ago (+1/-0)

when I was sitting in my "bear area" and my recently deceased neighbor was walking over to sit with me...

TIL Zyclonbeekeeper can bring people back to life.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2024 13:50:54 ago (+1/-0)

and you didnt mind sitting there with a guy wearing pants that were full of shit?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2024 05:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

@Con77...HA...he was pretty cool with it...anyone not in touch with the "natural order" of things here would have shit and then suffered trauma seizures for life but the bears knew him, he actually stayed pretty cool...

[ - ] BaalsDeep 2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 20:15:37 ago (+2/-0)

Must be a lot of bears in india.

No, they’re just a disgusting filthy people.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 14:26:21 ago (+2/-0)

Usually I find people's videos of their vaca quite boring, but yours are very interesting @shitface9000.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 13:48:56 ago (+2/-0)

A shotgun also works.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 16:51:28 ago (+1/-0)

45-70 is much better

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 19:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

The end result is the same if attacked by the other type of bear as well.